/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58562181
my peepee got hard at the titty and everyone knows the dicky is the best way to make decisions in life, thanks to it i got my job, i bought a big kermit bag, i even got a girlfriend who is totally not trying to get pregnant so she can lock me in with her forever because she knows i cheated on her multiple times and wants to guilt trip me into not leaving her, so yeah, peepee hard

>>58552292
i just open dexscreener, grab the shittiest looking shitcoin and go all in without thinking twice, i made 4k last night on tuzki doing just that, believe me, its the fucking best

>>58549414
i would still hold lfgo, maga, trump, probably buy into the eventual ww3 token once it launches, so, yeah, all my investments are incredibly solid right now

>>58544471
big if true. simple as.

>>58537748
>Buy the meat
>Buy Veggies for side dish im not a fucking lunatic
>Ask dad to lend me his smoker
>Ask mum for her spices
>Take the coke that is sitting in the back of the fridge while you're at it
>Search for a good yt video about smoking a good bbq
>Maximum spent: $150 if you're REALLY fucking pushing it
You're left with $250 to get a nice LFGO bag and also eat an infinitely better BBQ that its not turning cold like the one that yuppie aaah place scammed you 400 dollars for. Better luck next time fag

>He doesn't hold GME or BTC
NGMI

One more post because I've been drinking, honestly I have things I do now that pay more than doordash but I still like doing it because it's fun getting out the house and interacting with society and shiet

There's just something fun about it idk maybe it's my wageslave gene

>>58519921
>muh 10%
Kek they managed to tokenize the most used meme of all time you nervous jeet. A generational meme. This is now the official coin for Apu Apustaja. It's going to billions.

Well I (BASED) have been gooning and neeting for over a month while surviving only on LFGO profits and that makes ME superior to (YOU)

Buy at 18, wake up this morning and see it's 77, sell. Feels good to be an absolute giga chad

everything not BTC is a shitcoin
everything not PoW is a scam

>>58447345
>biggest losers of 2024
Who? People who don’t hold Link?

>>58436912
No

I will keep buying

>>58425143
I still get most of my gems on /biz so i wouldn't say its dead, more like rebranded. For example yesterday i found a good launch and insta made a good 2k on profit thanks to that strategy to buy and out on pinksale, all thanks to the woodanon (back thanks to the jannies)
if the game's changed, you just gotta learn how to play it again mumu

>>58425482
My total crypto outlay is about $8k. I’m not expecting to be a millionaire but if the next bull market is anything like the last one I’ll be able to pay off my student loans.

>>58418450
Still green on MAGA TRUMP's department

>>58408362
yes and you should save money to buy gravity labs if you wish to make it

>Bullish dump

>>58401339
lining up to give gookmoot my dollars can't wait sounds like an incredibly sound business decision

>>58367541
I don't know what a CDO is. I just like money.

>>58348069
Apu made me a millionaire (in terms of apu)

>>58344997
Well, that's YOUR opinion. But you didn't even post a frog, so your opinion is entirely worthless.

>>58310941
I'm gonna go take a shower. When I come back, Apu will be back at 50m mcap. Screenshot this.