/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27144096
Bet it all on black.

>>27143536
Yes.

>>27142101
>I was looking forward to living a fairly normie life one day escaping this degenerate site
lol

>>27141446
>Set my limit sells to 15 for AMC and 400 for GME
Oh dude, shit really? It's never hitting 400 again, sorry. I was willing to hold your bags but you're selling too high. Sucks man, better luck next time.

Ok, I admit it. I'm LARPing,

>>27116700
It's $0 or $∞ for me, sorry. No in-between. Either the economy crashes, or I crash. Either way I'm fucked.

>>27129590
I'm not investing in anything. I'm burning all "my" money. I'm actually penniless. I took out a huge loan that I'm going to use to buy garbage stocks with. I'm going to blow my brains out when this is over. The universe has rejected me, I reject the universe.

>>27125361
I genuinely don't give a single fuck. I'm just an incel trying to get his dopamine fix. If I have to lose every single penny I have for this, so be it. It might just push me over the edge and I'll finally blow my brains out.

>>27134642
Profit? Sorry, I don't care:

>19 “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

>>27092585
That's it. I'm buying more. And holding.

>>27083123
Uhm, I remain unconvinced. I just want to panhandle. This seems like the best way to lose all my money.
Sorry, not selling.

Very comfy weekend ahead. Good night folks.

My hands are made from crystallized C14!

In 10 minutes I'm smoking a full bowl.
This was a fun day. Doing nothing feels good.

>BOUGHT THE DIP
>HELD THE STONK
>NEVER SOLD

H O
D L

I LIKE THIS STOCK

HAHAHA GET FUCKED PAPERHANDED PUSSIES
I'M NOT SELLING

I WILL NEVER SELL. NEVER.

>Good afternoon sir, can you please specify an exit strategy? My boss is screaming in my ear.
>Sorry honey, I'm not selling.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT SELLING

EITHER BUY THE FUCKING DIP OR SELL ME YOUR SHARES! MOONLANDING OR PANHANDLING, NO IN-NETWEEN!

BUY. THE. FUCKING. DIP.

>>27052601
>You're throwing you money away.
Yes. Literally.

YES, I BOUGHT THE DIP.
NO, I'M NOT SELLING.