/biz/ - Business & Finance

1 million social media followers isnt a lot anymore

>>56897977
I bought

>>56852928
Breh if you know you know.

>>56815856
no pills for me, I'm not a druggie

>>56778317
I like anime and video games

Now, give me money

>>56746615
The next meme stock to shoot up 1400% is also some tucker you've never heard of. All you gotta do is pick the next one out of 7000 plus random tickers and buy a shitload of it at just the right time and you will easily make it.

>>56738488
sell low buy high. cant go wrong

>>56737355
Nope, I won't accept anything outside of my $477-$493 range

Won't close my shorts
Won't close my longs
Won't close my spreads
Simple as.

And just like that, absolutely nothing has happened for several days (except for oil and crypto acting like the shitcoins they are)

>>56671711
And just like that, it will never be above that nice easy round number ever ever again!

nope, not fighting for israel, not fighting for ukraine. if you come at me with a draft i will shoot back.

>>56617793
>he thinks we don’t know about LINK and ROSE

>Giving up money now for the sake of when you're 60
Why do so many people fall for the 401k meme?

>>56579759
as long as they taste good i dont care

>>56558968
you can't upset me, I'm happy driving my mid-2000's grocery getter

>>56535118
We will all make it

I just touched my peepee thinking of you OP

And just like that, MARA will never be below $9 ever again!

>>56524067
no

I'm right. That's final. Enjoy screaming into the void. Sneed hedgies and see you next week.

>>56480349
Not bailing out your TSN bags, sorry.

>>56476902
Nothing affiliated with the word jab is ever going into my body ever sgain

All you have to do to make it is pick the right direction, and time both the tops and bottoms perfectly during violent moves, then switch to crab plays when nothing is happening, then repeat the above steps perfectly over and over and you will be set for life!