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58416035 No.58416035 [Reply] [Original]

You’re going to love this, trust me

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>> No.58416121
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58416121

>>58416067
Danke doktor

>> No.58416130

>>58416035
cute :3

>> No.58416153

>>58416035
This...is a dump...
And this...is a massive dump. Or what I like to call a freefall.

>> No.58416156

dubs and everyone ITT becomes a super saiyan TODAY

>> No.58416239
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58416239

>>58416035
I sure love MAGA TRUMP, thanks for reminding me anon!


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58416034 No.58416034 [Reply] [Original]

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>> No.58416052

>>58416034
No, this is bullshit. Just like Covid was bullshit fud last bull cycle around the halving. You kikes need better narratives to get me to sell, you are lucky that the world is full of retards because your subversion is nigger shit tier.

>> No.58416169

>>58416034
what do i sell my usd for?

>> No.58416174

>>58416034
>Couple bombs go boom in middle east
>ITS LE WORLD WAR 3 CRASH THE MARKETS!

>> No.58416192

>>58416034
check the charts


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58416019 No.58416019 [Reply] [Original]

$100k is like $10k back in 2009

>> No.58416033

>>58416019
yep houses were only $40k in 2009, now they're $400k. gas was only $0.40, now it's $4

>> No.58416040

My parents bought their McMansion 1985 for $74k. They haggled it down from $78k. It was a working class area, street was full of Ford cars.

Its worth $3.5 million now, it's a upper-middle class area now, street is full of BMW's and Mercedes.

>> No.58416061

>>58416033
I was making $7.25 (minimum wage) back then and now I'm making $77 per hour

>> No.58416230
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58416230

>>58416019
and buying a house seemed like a possible long term goal, even though I created a coin with pinksale I think I'm going to have to wait years before I can even afford an apartment, I'm tired guys


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58415985 No.58415985 [Reply] [Original]

Another Iran crash and halving dip is gonna make for some zesty slurps guys. What are we grabbing?

>> No.58416047

>>58415985
I wish real people would reply to these things and not shitty bots or ...no one...

>> No.58416051

>>58415985
Stupid slurp niggers are going to become major bagholders these next few days.

>> No.58416062

>>58416051
>>58416047
I just figured geopolitical stuff like this normally cause temp dips in the entire market and halvings normally lead to a dip then pump


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58415975 No.58415975 [Reply] [Original]

Stocks are crashing btw due to the war. I am breakeven on 1M timescale mostly due to gold right now. Even bitcoin is down.

>> No.58415996

>>58415975
>Because of the wAr.

You mean the one where Iran just stated they did it themselves and markets are already turning back up from the whole 1.5% drop?


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58415960 No.58415960 [Reply] [Original]

Bearfags BTFO
ATH by next week

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>> No.58416016

>>58415960
Markets played like a fiddle

>> No.58416018

>>58416014
no, people don't believe it, the market move is manipulated

>> No.58416101

>>58415960
this is retarded and confirms that btc will tank once the inevitable israel + iran scalation happens

>> No.58416204

>>58416101
both sides pretending a missle attack didn't happen is de-escalation, retard

>> No.58416245

>>58416000
Fake smug is hilarious. Enjoy watching from the sideline bearbro.


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58415952 No.58415952 [Reply] [Original]

>ze sold?
>update ze news

>> No.58416038

>>58415952
>Explosion heard in the middle east

stop the presses

>> No.58416050

>>58415952
>>58416038
how do i bet on nothing burgers
i knew this was a nothing burger immediately

>> No.58416053

>>58416050
buy the dip or go long with leverage if you're a degenerate gambler (don't do this)

>> No.58416115

>>58416050
literally just buy the dip


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58415939 No.58415939 [Reply] [Original]

JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST FUCKING SELL IT ALL I TOLD YOU THOSE FUCKERS WOULD SCALATE THEY ARE FORCED TO GO HARDER ON EACH ATTACK OR THEY WILL LOOK LIKE KEKS ITS FUCKING OVER RUN FOR THE BUNKER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>> No.58416024

>>58415939
>>58415942
>>58415995
>Explosions heard in Iran, Syria and Iraq

lmao

>Rain seen in the UK
>Tropical Weather in the rainforrest
>Heatwave in the Sahara

>> No.58416054

>>58415939
Not falling for obvious fud designed to shake out retail before bull run

>> No.58416063

>>58415939
this is the nothingest nothing burger to have ever burgered

>> No.58416082

>>58416063
>>58416054
USA CONFIRMED ISRAEL ATTACKED
>A U.S. official said Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran. Explosions have been reported near the city of Isfahan, state media reported.

SELL

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58416111

>>58415939
OH NO LE EXPLOSION IN LE MIDDLE EAST I MUST PANICE SELL ALL MY DOGECOIN!!!!!!!


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58415933 No.58415933 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is this?

>> No.58415937

That's a screenshot.

>> No.58415938

>>58415933
checked

>> No.58415945

When a new block is found, mining pools send miners a block template with no transactions so they can start searching for the next block as soon as possible. They send a block template full of transactions right afterward, but a full block template is a bigger data transfer and takes slightly longer to reach miners.

In this intervening time, which is usually no more than 1-2 seconds, miners sometimes get lucky and find a new block using the empty block template.

>> No.58415955

>>58415945
Based ty for the explanation, was unaware this was possible.

>> No.58415970

>>58415955
I scrolled through the history on mempool.space and the last time a miner successfully did that was over 3 days ago, to give you a rough idea of how frequently it occurs. But I think a study would need to be done to tell us more accurately how often it occurs.

I think there is a name for it but I forgot what it was. Bit of a selfish exploit for miners, I think of it like someone slamming into a vending machine to knock loose some snack so it falls to the bottom except it doesn't always or often work. This tactic isn't new and has never been much of a problem for the network. Presumably there isn't a feasible fix that would not have trade-offs that make the fix not worth it, but I dunno.


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58415923 No.58415923 [Reply] [Original]

Thank you jews.


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58415918 No.58415918 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine the jews literally made you sell your bags the day before halvening
>ultimate kek
I know at least one of you paperhand fags sold at 59k.
Jews win again

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58416249

good thing satoshisync had a awesome run before this halving, and I'm staking hard most of my alts, in one or two years I'll be ashing out for good.

>> No.58416251

>>58416180
how does it fell now anon? is that hard to hodl?

>> No.58416253

>>58415918
sand people are killing themselves and ware here dancing round fake coins?

>> No.58416254

>>58415932
yamete kudasai

>> No.58416259

>>58415928
I would put any coin near any jew, I'm not stupid.


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58415898 No.58415898 [Reply] [Original]

>crash it with ze exact same iran fud

>> No.58415916

>load ze iran fud again

>> No.58415924
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58415924

>zey sink ve vill run ze iran fud again?
>load ze china food ent sprinkle in ze tether fud

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>egzellent
>now recycle ze Ukraine fud from two years ago

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58415964

>he bought?


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58415889 No.58415889 [Reply] [Original]

Yes, they're starting a war just to dump your shitcoin. Don't buy trash the next time

>> No.58415891

You can't say bomb on an airplane

>> No.58415974

>>58415889
All “attacks” done by “Iran” are mossad false flags. Nearly all heavily circulated social media posts of “Iran” calling for death of Israel are Mossad JIDF agents. Everything is fake and gay theatre so that Israel gets enough support and optics to wage war against Iran, destroy them and install a central bank into their country

>> No.58415978

My shitcoin has been down -90% since before this started and it actually went up 15%+ today when Bitcoin crashed

Maybe my shitcoin is finally gona start making moves to go back to ATH and make a new ATH haha

>> No.58416119

>>58415978
The cope is insane

>> No.58416158

0xf454CE703f3792A9498d47bF1710F0F49050B6E5

Just in time for mein fuhrer birthday


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58415860 No.58415860 [Reply] [Original]

>A jew and a muslim walk into a bar
Btc crashing


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58415837 No.58415837 [Reply] [Original]

Israel attacked Iran, exit markets before boomers wake up

>> No.58415843

just cashed out my entire portfolio and donated it to our greatest allies

>> No.58415845

>>58415837
But don’t you understand anon this is all to fud the halving. Israel and Iran are both doing this to fud retail so they can get lower entries. Everything revolves around crypto’s everything revolves arevthr halving. Everything is about me and stopping me from making it


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58415830 No.58415830 [Reply] [Original]

>SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING


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58415820 No.58415820 [Reply] [Original]

>He didn't buy crude oil futures

>> No.58415907

>>58415820
i did but they keep sharting themself


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58415819 No.58415819 [Reply] [Original]

Why do so many people in the market have so much respect for what Iran does? They have no power, what are they going to do?

You really think there will be WW3? WW3 involving Iran and who? People in the middle east have been killing each other for years and years, nothing new. This hysteria is so stupid

>> No.58415826

Bro, the Jews are pissed. When the Jews are angry the market tanks. Remember this.

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58415841

Is this your first time reading the news?

>> No.58415925

>>58415819
>Why do so many people in the market have so much respect for what Iran does? They have no power, what are they going to do?
its a convenient excuse to manipulate market to scare those easily scared to sell at a discount, the media is in on it

>> No.58415927

>>58415925
and if you aren't scared, like me, I am buying when it drops sharply

>> No.58416093

>>58415819
Think about it this way: Who is more likely to use nukes, a cornered group of delusional towelheads or a developed country with a lot to lose?


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58415815 No.58415815 [Reply] [Original]

chainlink REALLY does not like it when israel's in danger..
am fucking nervous bros..

>> No.58415822

maybe israel just really doesn't like when chainlink isn't in danger?


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58415812 No.58415812 [Reply] [Original]

TO THE WINDOW
TO THE WALL
TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS