/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49471693

Based linkchad. Time to make some fucking use outta this thread

Post your consensus predictions here.

WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY

Jannies deleting every chainlink thread as soon as it gets posted. The board has been compromised. Old biz would have been 90 percent link threads right now.

Sergey is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Consensus afterparty. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him at Smartcon. He laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Sergey Nazarov? He touches his neck as he watches me leave.

Later, as the night drags on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" he asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" he protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of solving the oracle problem?"

"You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't dumping on your holders?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Biz," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking on biz?" He inquires.

"The jannies." I tell him. "They're irritating, are everywhere and they delete all my posts."

every single chainlink cube can be redeemed in this way, it's on the whitepaper

EXPLAIN THIS SERGAY YOU FAT BASTARD

ANY chainlink box is redeemable in this way

how do we stop him?

>>49261463
two more weeks bro

>>30353732
>50000 LINK

>>30325370
Put in serg
I thinks its funnier with real people

i cannot reveal the source, but it's happening in 2 hours from now

Link in 2018 @0.2-0.4

AVAX in 2020 ICO @ $0.5, and more at $3

GRT in 2020 ICO @ 0.03, and more at $0.1

Retired from my job, now trade crypto for a living.

I've found another low cap gem. Dubs and I post it.

>>29848281
Too old

What will you do if the dumps don't stop after that wallet is emptied in 2 weeks

He's allegedly betraying the entire human race using a complex series of eth transactions to send encrypted informations to alien invaders, covering his operations with a PnD shitcoin.
416 is definitely the date in which the aliens will attack the heart.
What's his endgame?

He did it again
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x68b68f65998160f981ee61dc8aa2713db33561b7d06d570ddaaeb800804da497

>civilization itself is based on contracts

Will he stop dumping?

Why don't you take some profits on LINK, anon? You don't need all those Chainlinks sitting around. Go take a vacation. Cash out half put it in a savings account.