/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/10/south-korea-official-reportedly-readying-bill-to-ban-all-cryptocurrency-trading.html

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST BUYING DBC ON KUCOIN, MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A WEBM ON /GIF/. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS FUCKING WHALE THAT SETS UP A REALLY HUGE SELLWALL AND SOME IMBECILES START PANIC SELLING DEM LINKS.

THE ANGER MADE ME JERK MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF.

I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE.

JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN.

HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

FUCKING WHALES, FUCK THEM ALL. LET MY BRAINS RUN LOOSE YOU FAGGOTS.

ETH CRASHING

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WILL BE $300 TONIGHT

CAP THIS

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I dont even fap anymore and my eyes hurt from watching charts all day.

Send help

okay /biz/ i would say this thing only one time, here is the time to cash out or have usd in the exchanges look at the bigger picture for alts they are overbought like your moms cunt people are bullish in 2018 thinking that they are going to get rich quick
BTC BOTTOM: 8500 OR 4900.
I LOVE YOU BIZ SCREENCAP THIS

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

SATOSHI LAUNDERING COINS PART3
PLEASE HELP ME GUYS ITS TRUE OR FALSE

FUCK THIS PONZI SCAM IM CASHING OUT I ALREADY LOST 3K

FUCK U FOR PROMISING ME A LAMBO MY CHRISTMAS IS RUINEED
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WHAT HAVE I BECOME

MY SWEETEST FRIEND

EVERY ONE I KNOW

GOES AWAY

>>5348269
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MAKE IT STOP

GUYS KOREA IS GOING TO BAN CRYPTO SHUTDOWN BITHUMB QUICK GO USDT

>>4982658
IM FUCKING HOLDIN ON BROTHER

STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MANLET PIT FOR /FIT/ RIGHT INTO THE CRYPTO OF /BIZ/

TRUMP GOT NOTHING ON ME

I NEED A DOCTOR! SOMEBODY CALL DJ KHALED

SAVE YOURSELVES IT HAPPENING

Its going to recover, right? I didn't lose all my money, right?

>bought at 17k

NOOOOOOO

I THOUGHT BITCOIN WAS GOING TO THE MOON

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>>4906559
I just got fucking REKT on this coin. I was thinking due to the Alpha launch it might see a fair moon on the leadup to the 15th. Bought in at 240. Notice it start to recover over the last couple of days, feeling breddy good at this point. Bittrex is delisting this coin on the 15th

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Literally screamed at the top of my lungs and broke some shit.

JUST.

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>wake up
>check /biz/
>everything on fire
WHAT'S GOING ON

IT WAS A DEAD CAT

WE GOING SUB 9K

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Its......a--
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Bitcoin is dumping, sell now!

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JOOST