/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22546426
We'll have every Zoomer bankrupt or in debt by the end of the month. And may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gainz which represent 300% of my net worth this very day, if I'm wrong.
God bless the American Stock Market!

>>19700475
>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.

>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.

>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.

>>19662103
>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.