/biz/ - Business & Finance

Every article, podcast, youtube video, ebook, website, literal human being, newspaper clipping, etc that explains how to start a business does the exact same thing.
>"want to run a business? here's why you should."
>insert success story
>talk about unicorn multi-billionaires
>just believe in yourself
>be the best be you can be, ever be
>just believe and do it
>here's how much money i have
>guess you just don't want it hard enough
i literally just want to build a small vending machine route. are there any good resources for people who know absolutely nothing about business? how would you explain how to start a business to a fucking $15 an hour white castle floor mopper? i can't just buy a vending machine and literally plop it into shaniqua's gitcha-hair-did barbershop and say "this is mine and it's here now."
i don't need advice on how to build confidence or shake hands or make deals, or any of that. HOW DO I DO IT. I registered for a business name and I'm already getting emails, now I have to get an EIN by registering the business with the IRS, it costs $300 and I have absolutely no idea what happens next. It'll probably be 6 months before I can get my first machine, should I be shitting myself about what emails I get next about daddy government being mad at me for not paying taxes on a business which makes and spends no money that I registered for when I was drunk? What the fuck am I doing? This feels like the only fcking way to learn

WHERE IS THE FUCKING ALT SEASON

>>57669462
Boomers are really silly

My Cardano staking APY's gone down from 3.3% to 2.9%, wtf???? Why has Charles stiffed me like this?

If you didn’t retire by 25 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>56990483
Aye aye cap. Forgot about it, I've been browsing link threads incognito to find out how many advoshits are samefagging in here. So far I've identified 7 of them.

>>56990505
>If you have so many criticisms, then you shouldn't be holding Link at all.

Oh you can't have criticisms about a project you hold?

Oh you have criticisms about society? Yet you live in one??? Hmmm... very smart. Fucking dumbass.

I'll keep criticizing the project until my points are addressed. I don't care if this makes your job harder faggot. That's what the chainlink team pays you for anyways.

Clean up my shit advocate!

>>56658604
DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME CRABBY!!!

Fuck anons I literally lost 40lb and my waistline is normal again but fucking losing that last bit of stubborn belly fat before getting visible abs again takes fucking forever. This is starting to piss me off.