/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30334123
Meow? ;3

This feeling of being dead and alive at the same time...
It's like I am Schrödinger's cat in his famous thought experiment.
I wish someone would adopt this zombie cat... meooooow :3

>>28775794
You can't leave us hanging like this. What happens next? Did he start sending disgusting messages to his boss's wife and underage doughter on Facebook and Instagram in an attempt at seduction? Did his dog suddenly develop pieces of broken glass in its intestines? Did he post an open invitation for con non-con gay gangbang at his house mentioning he likes it rough and back to back with sloppy fifths but to stop everything with the safeword 'I live my son and he is so smart'? Or maybe it was more subtle and you wore your sister's lipstick to leave a discreet stain under his shirt collar, or left a pair of Victoria's secret panties somewhere in his car where it looks like lost but noticeable by wife when she get in the front seat for date night? So many possibilities, I just have to know which one you took. Maybe you throw subtlety out the window with a red tigh heeled shoe duct taped to a brick and threw it through the living room window.