/biz/ - Business & Finance

Mind broken would have been selling when chkumba-wumba told me to sell now, ask questions later.
Good thing im a special kind of retard.

19.2 volume 1.5 hour in. now thats a
>spicy meat-a-ball

>>56543614
That's a spicy meat-a-ball!

But for real, how much did Madoff "theoretically" borrow from his investors?

>>56456691
>So you know how to macro +Shift+S.

That's not really that special. I was doing that since I was 6, on account of my autism. But I understand computers can be hard for shillie billies like yourself. Again, you've been trapped with me for this whole time. It must be tiring for you.

>>56432327
Says who?

>>56406662
They are running out of ammo. They literally are trying to make the price look unattactive to normies. FOMO ramps up if civilians suddenly see the DEEP FUCKING VALUE.

>>56379525
Idk who Chris Chan is.
I just like the stock Nigga

>56358131
>Naked short selling is illegal therefore it doesn't happen
>Citadel is both a short hedge fund and a market maker, but both are completely separate not at all like what Bernie Madoff was doing
>Dark pools are just a myth

Will there be a sibos stream on /biz/? Does sibos stream or will we get the talks sometime after?

>>54364824
>tfw we literally kill Amazon turn all of Bezo's old hedgefund buddies into ledgefunds

I'm a baggot.

>>53800316
Possibly.

and badda-bing we got a live one.

This thread spam seems familiar.

>>53513354
Now THAT's a spicy meatball.

>>53464117
Hedgies get what's coming to them.

>>53358794
I am watching with great interest.

>>53335719
could be

>>53308177
Happiness comes from within. Hardest lesson there is to learn.

>>53201432
Hedgies will lose

>TSLA bleeding like a gutted pig
Imagine if a hedge fund was using a long position of TSLA as collateral right now. Wouldn't that be funny?

I was able to get a lot of shares this week. Feels good.

>>52785677
That's the best thing about this. DRS still went UP. Hedgies cannot beat this. And you are exactly right. With the price this low, expect giga slurping.

>>52758021
kek it's not in the script