/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17793255
Hey retard, this is even better at it than the flu and is even more deadly than the flu.

Holy shit dude youre going to get people killed.

>>17681979
For oil stonks it is.

It's gonna be a great year starting now if you get into big oil high dividenders

>>17654026
smoothbrained

>>17654043
you can just buy a new gf if you do it right

>>17654079
or just marry the mother, makes the sex with his old gf kinkier, and inheritance doesnt get split between you and her anymore, its all yours

>>12182664
Howdy!

>>12102170
GOODNIGHT TEX

Biggest bar night of the year (aka (embed) (embed)) edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II [Embed]
Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>11784173
It's not about determining what, all they have to do is say "UDP is expensive, give us more money" or for lawmakers to say "UDP is dangerous, citizens aren't allowed to transmit more than 10GB per year without a permit, enforced by ISPs"

Point is, over Skywire, they don't have that level of access and they don't have a killswitch.

>>11769974
Based Texas anon edition

>>11727817
confidence, tits that are smaller than her's

>>11727982
tomboys truly are GOAT gf material

>that feeling when you are in missionary position and you try to pull out after telling her you are about to cum
>she wraps her legs around your waist and says "no" as she pushes you deeper into her with her legs

GOAT

not to mention she wont spend half of her income on useless makeup that she will wash off at the end of every day, that alone makes them better than the average girl by a considerable degree