/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28748890
>Reddit tourists

>Wake up at 11pm
>make a coffee
>spend 2 hours browsing /biz/ and watching my small crypto investment going down
>take a 2 hour nap
>make another coffee
>browse /biz/ and tell myself I should probably be using that car I hired for uber rather than waste money on it
>Have a shower and try to put my contacts in
>get annoyed that I can't put them in and give up
>Go to the bottle-o and buy a six pack and a cheap bottle of wine
>get drunk
>make a fool of myself on facebook
>order uber eats and waste more money
>eventually pass out
>repeat