/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24448132
You've talked to her for 15 minutes and she's asking you for $2,000. You are the one getting scammed. Stop it.

>>23059466
Look, I knew it was a shitcoin and buying it was gambling. But he didn't have make a tweet tanking the project. He could have just let it die on the vine. Fuck him.

>>22383339
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>>22383626
I notice the gap-squealing faggots finally shut up about the gap at 3500 from March. "Gap always gets filled" "going back to 3500 bulltards". Now its the gap at 9600 that will get filled, because gaps always get filled. Fuck off with your "market psychology" and stupid meme line "analysis".

>>20279276
No man, that's normal. When all this covid shit started I had 9 rolls of toilet paper. Since I usually buy the jumbo Costco pack that lasts me more than a year, I thought, "whoa I need some more toilet paper". The stores were sold out, but turns out I didn't even need any. I started paying attention and that shit lasts forever. Then my FWB spends a week at my house during lockdown, and the shit disappeared like it was going out of style. Fuckin roasties, man.

>wsb meme-lingo creeping onto biz

>>15285619
Christ. I like thread theme songs but the first two seconds were like a 3 year old playing a violin. wtf

>>15237841
OPs virginity is leaking through the post. You think living with multiple girls is going to be fun? They aren't going to want to fuck you any more than any other girl, with the added benefit of them totally fucking over your house and bills. Think they're gonna pay the rent? They're not gonna pay the rent. They are also disgusting, shit will be everywhere and the bathroom will be even worse. They are also gonna be fucking each other's dudes and fighting with each other. Fighting over the asian bitch that cooks fish in the microwave and how the fat one likes the AC too cold. Really OP, this is a terrible idea.

>>15204122
>>15204248
This guy is a liar OP, he has no money and I am doubtful about his contacts. You are supposed to be an integral part of the company but you don't get paid, no one knows about you, and your name doesn't appear on any piece of paper. You realize the other owners of the company have a legal right to know what share they own? You realize if you own some, then they don't have any clue what they own or how much they are getting? These guys are a dime a dozen in the business world, you have to learn to spot and avoid them:
>Be sociopath with no tech skills or money
>Convince everyone around you that you have money and "connections" and are starting a business
>Get people with actual skills to work for "a share of the company to be written down and decided upon later"
>Raise money using charisma and the guy who's working for free
>Misappropriate all the money invested into your bank account
>Project falls apart as the same time as your lies, find new people, repeat

>>14950132
I roll with 2 for my peasant NEET retirement. IF the stock market takes a giant shit and I can find some safe, 7-10% divvie yield, I might get me a piece of that action. But for now, I'm not holding overpriced bullshit stocks for 3% dividends.

>>14422624
BTC was $15,400? News to me...

>>14273133
>only poops every 3 days
>thinks we are the ones with bad diets
You should poop once a day faggots, no more, no less.

It's his money, of course he doesnt want to keep track of some stupd pension account with $40 in it. Are you fucking stupid? Give him his money then kys.

Fake and gay.

>>13253181
delete this

>>13113871
Yet still you don't explain in the follow up. You know what, this plan sounds great, spend $100k.

>>13042737
She just got out of the pool and wants to rinse the pool water off before lounging in the sun.

>>12927667
LARPing troll. He is literally describing a get rich quick scheme, and then asks why you believe in them.

>>12910442
Why do they have to throw anything under the bus? Can't they use Brave and Patreon or whatever?

>>12792488
Two possibilities:
>Company is based, sees your disabled bullshit and throws your application right in the fucking garbage.
>Company is cringe-tier onions, and you are fast tracked to hire so they can get gibs for hiring retards.