/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29018864
No it's fucking over.

Let me give you a snippet of my life story /biz/

>Be 16 Years Old Me
>Live with me mum my whole life because my Dad left when I was 3.
>Mum at 16 dies in a car crash
>All of my immediate family are shitheads so I move out with a 19 year old stripper and drop out of HS
>Get a job at Wal-mart
>19 year old stripper dumps me
>Become homeless because $8.00 a hour shoved up my ass
>Manage to smuggle up enough for an apartment at 17.
>Move to Target because fuck Wal-mart
>Begin making $9.00
>Smuggle up enough to get a GED
>Still fucked though because $9.00 an hour is getting shoved up my ass.
>Save up my Shekeles for the next 2 years
>Manage to buy a shitty Honda Accord
>Still with Bro-tier Roommate
>Still fucked because $9.64 + Car Insurance
>Can't get a manager position because not 21
>Sick of the retail world though.
>Can't go to college because no safety net

Help me /biz/, what the fuck do I do?
I don't want to keep being a broke motherfucker, but I don't have the skills or the resources in order to muster into a college or a degree of higher paying. What will pay a 19 year old with only retail work experience?

>>775486

Im taking the first one this saturday and I already signed in IB for september.

>mfw nobody cares

Worst part was when the MDs and VPs during my intership thought it was funny when the associate failed the level 3 because obviously he couldn't study. No single fuck was given that day.