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>>30357419

Assuming you're not trolling:

>and/or an individual with a disability

Literally just say you have autism. I've practically carved a niche in the company for helping out with Autism initiatives - no, they never asked for proof even though I literally am a diagnosed case. No way in hell they'll ask for confirmation - if they do, raise a stink about how you can't believe anyone would question le lived experience.

Hey OP, writing because I empathise with where you've been.

When I was 21 I was a kissless virgin and finally just snapped. I had heard about escorts/hookers for a while but only when I really hit a low point did I just plow on with it. I arranged the meet for the next day, got less than 2 hours sleep that night because I was in cold sweat when I realised what I did, and met her the next day for 30 mins. Drove home literally crying tears of happiness that I would never have to worry about any of this again for the rest of my life. So I would 100% recommend escorts - get a reputable site, find someone with good reviews and then arrange a meet. Even if it's illegal the police won't care about first time offending virgins.

>Never had a friend

You have had friends. I did the same thing, defining friend as 'they come regularly to my house and I play vidya with them' or whatever. In reality, plenty of people considered themselves to be my friend even when I didn't.

>I’ve never been out to eat with another person
>I’ve never went to a movie with another person

Done both - the solitary experience is way better for both.

>I’ve never been to a party

I've been - you didn't miss much if you were an introvert like me. Loud, shitty music with the same conversations you heard back in school. Can't think of one party I went to and genuinely completely enjoyed myself.

>I’ve never been to a concert

Didn't go to my first concert until 23 - Iron Maiden, saw David Byrne and Metallica soon after. You can easily go by yourself to any of them. Just book the first available concert that comes your way.

>I’ve never been to a bar or gotten drunk

I'm teetotal and proud - saved me thousands.

>I’ve never texted another person my age

How many text conversations do you remember in your whole life? That's how important they are.

>I’m 25

Me 2.