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>tfw spent last week getting drunk every day from waking up to passing out again hoping that no one at work notices that i'm not really doing anything

I should probably get a healthy hobby and girlfriend and all that but whenever I try that I notice that I don't really like people.

Boy, I sure do love trillion dollar companies trading as penny stocks.

>log on to /smg/
>mumus are despairing and bobos are euphoric
>check S&P500
>it's only down 1.78%
is the real purpose of this general to overreact to every minor market movement?

>>56842332
>>56842615

>>51101374
>-0.01%
congratulations, you made me look

>>51063865
>-0.16%

Wow, absolutely nothing came of Pelosi's Taiwan visit. Who could've predicted that China would be nothingburger

>express even the mildest skepticism of some of the outrageous ideas floating around /gme/
>everyone jumps down my throat
Jesus, this place is really becoming a safe space

>>50035986
>Buying into spy is a meme
>Siga is a good bet

>the Fed: we're hiking rates and reducing QE, please expect a modest correction
>banks, hedge funds & institutional investors: the Fed is hiking rates and reducing QE, we expect a modest correction
>retail traders: OMG THE MARKET IS CRASHING. IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER. CAPITULATE CAPITULATE CAPITULATE. GREAT DEPRESSION. BLACK TUESDAY. S&P TO 1,000. THIS IS THE END OF HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT

wow, it's almost as if they're gonna pump the market into the midterm elections so the democrats can campaign on a recovering economy. No one could've seen this coming.

>>30267302
rawl...

>>30123982
>now this is based and LINKpilled

>>30016094
How much PNK to win her back bros

>>29799882
>have 50k in crypto
>don't touch it for 2 years
Truly unheard of

>>29549062
>It literally is what BTC was supposed to be.
You mean wide open for spam attacks.
>>29548906

With a dev threatening to sue anyone who tries to stress test the network
>>29548624

And BTC central must send around zip files to all node operators to "update" their transaction history? >>29548761

coin steadily climbing, goes up 100% in a matter of a month
>*crickets*
coin drops 15%
>NOOOOOOOO DOPAMINE RUNNING LOW SELL SELL SELL ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER
why are you faggots like this

>>29366509
here comes the stupid deluded linkies again shitting up the board thinking they bear any resemblance to market movements

>>29343878
it's all so tiresome

>>29237060
>Since they can pull the plug on BTC at any time
sigh

>>29214263
it's all so tiresome

>>28940560
The amount of people that hold enough crypto to make serious money is actually really tiny. Only about 3 million wallets in the entire world own at least 0.1 BTC. You spend all of your time here and watching crypto youtubers, so you think that everyone is clambering to buy this ponzi, when they are either priced out or don't give a shit.

gone from 0.4 to 0.48 in the time i've been trying to get funds transferred

>>27808985
well, why the fuck would i sell if I'm already 80% down