/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55895966
Carpe diem anon. Go all in.

>>54755027
I mean if you find your KO or MSFT very early you are a lucky man and will live like a king. The rest of us just have to pump sexy memes like SIGA where you know it isn't going to work out longterm but it's a really fun ride

>>54723636
>Who could be responsible for all of this
The legend says that when Bismarck asked at what age workers were dying, someone answered 60, so he said "let's make 60 the retirement age lmao".

>they don't know about the sneedbean oil
>they cook it in sneedbean oil
>they put sneedbean oil in the sauce...
>the hydrogenated sneedbean oil at 15x revenues
>they don't even let whites eat there unless you get takeout
>the Cajun voodoo fries

>>54014632
It works but the last year has been a swing traders dream. I sold all my shares other than boil at 4150. Even my JEPI. I told everyone else to do the same. They called me a nigger. I'll start slurping at 3750

>>54013252
>inflation higher than expected
>50 bps hike instead of 25 bps hike
>president shilling to raise capital gains tax

Perma bulls are fucking retarded. I made more in 10 minutes with RBLX puts this morning than you will make all year with SPY/VOO dca bags boomer

>>53950122
I'll never post my balance again. I had a 150% month last year and all I got from you autistic bagholding boomer faggots was
>5 figures
>poorfag

Look dude cool you have 300k so you wanna buy coke stock like a scared little bitch boomer that's cool man.. but you niggers contribute absolutely nothing to this board and I've shilled multiple 10xs in the last year so back the fuck up before I post my dick again

Anyways I'm shilling 7/21 $10 YANG calls now I'll keep you updated when they 4x

>>53880382
Autists*

>>53871795
>bullish for usd which is bearish for stocks
>jpow specifically mentioned he is going to hike until housing gets heemed
>market pumps anyways

We definitely have another leg down.. glad I'm safe in 100% cash and BOIL while redditors buy the top (again for the 20th time)

>>53705647
>>53705648

I dunno its pretty decent I think. You guys just watch too much blacked porn

>>53690730
Jews.

But honestly the ETF tracks 2 month futures so today's price is irrelevant. Just buy BOIL and hold it nigger.. worst case scenario you are just waiting for that LNG facility in Texas to reopen or a hurricane or some shit until it 2-3xs

>>53147761
All the knuckle draggers in this thread are talking about QQQ puts near a 52 week low now... people are so fucking stupid.

>everyone talking about fomc
>It's exactly what was expected
>ahhh crab 400
>meanwhile KOLD is up 17% today

All you had to do was buy KOLD

>>52864155
>inflates value
It has a p/e of fucking ONE
>Lula
Was already president and PBR did fine

I understand the situation and you added nothing but the typical fear shill narrative. I'm buying PBR

>>52864230
Thank you for your sacrifice. You were early. It was pretty obvious it would sell off after they paid divvies but now it's at cozy slurp range for me

>>52863202
I time the market all the time. I shilled 400.00 floor buy calls yesterday. I've been within pennies of the 52 week low of SP500 in October. you can totally try to front run the market the people that get fucked here are the ones that wait for the 4% pump and then buy calls after instead of waiting for the 4% dump and then buying calls. Boggleheading is better than what most gamblers here do though. If you don't have a thesis and you are just randomly buying soxl when it's green it's gonna end up bad. People here still shills the moving average strategy on soxl in a bear market
>wait until it pumps 100%
>OKAY NOWS THE TIME REDDIT BUY BUY BUY
only time I bought SOXL this year was $6-8

>>52863211
Look I recycle the same 4-5 images for a month. Its my thing I've been doing it for over a year

>>52849871
>>52849925
>>52849957

It pumped 12% yesterday and I sold before close.. go read the old thread retard.

I sold $12 12/16 puts today

That was pretty good news today and all they did was blow out puts and now the euphoria is gone? I'm not fucking with JPOW tomorrow

KOLD
TMF
YANG

>>52843129
Jews have always used options to make billions.. goys know about options now so I think they will make new laws to prevent us from trading them "for our safety"

>everyone knows things are bad so we can't dump

Is an interesting game of chicken that will break to the downside eventually. I think they keep the fake rally alive until end of year so kikes can get their bonuses

>>52836259
How does 12% sound? It's going parabolic

>>52833663
I'm long as fuck on KOLD. The ETF has reverse split twice this year because of russia/Ukraine, America blowing up gas pipelines, that compression facility in Texas fucking exploding and then delayed restart (was supposed to be this month)

KOLD is going to have a 400% year next year.. natural gas was trading for 1-3 for years and this year it has been 6-9 jewry prices. Other than TMF I don't see a more slam dunk play than KOLD

>>52800589
Ohhh myyyy goddddd a Twitter guy said a guy was thinking about maybe doing a thing

Ahhhhhh
Hhhhh
Hhhh
Hhh

It has 89 upboats its fucking over buy all the oil.

I hate you faggots so much it's unreal

we are going to make anime real
pump my bags hongkong

>>52706809
Jpow ranted about how there are like 2 available jobs per available worker. Low birth rates and lots of old fucks that are retired. He literally said "we have a narrow window to aim for a soft recession, we are trying to avoid a hard recession" and bulls bought after that...

>>52693845
It really is a fucking joke. Nothing correlates with reality anymore. Nothing matters. P/e doesn't matter. Debt doesn't matter. Profits don't matter. Growth doesn't matter. Bad news is good news. Good news is good news. Most 0dte options ever gambled in the history of the market. Everyone is just trying to fuck over options and doesn't give a shit about anything else. Half the hedge funds are trading on meme lines and astrology and the other half and just doing pump and dump drive bys on options and sector rotating.

It's all so gay and fake. BBW, black stocks and grinder mooning 20000000% because people think it's funny. Meme stocks still around. Cult tickers. Chinks pump and dump all their stocks 5% every day on clickbait.