/biz/ - Business & Finance

You know what a shit-barometer is, boys? Measures the shit-pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, boys. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, boys, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin'.

Put it on the market, boys. 100k limit prices everywhere.

You thought we were trying to sell it to someone else other than Melvin?

Listen, at the price I'm asking, no one in their right mind's gonna buy it.

Melvin is never gonna let his hedge fund go bankrupt on the open market while shorting GME.

We keep raising the price, Melvin 's gonna have to raise more money to buy it.

And the only way Melvin can raise money is breaking the law, boys Breaking it. Then we'll catch him in a shit snare and sell GME to him at our prices.

If Melvin didn't cross my shitline, i wouldnt have crossed the shitline.

Maybe you can fool the FBI, but you can't fool the FB Me. He who looks into the abyss realizes that there's nothing looking back at him, and the only thing he sees is his own greasy shit in the toilet, Melvin. You understand? Bud? The Abyss? The shit-abyss.