/biz/ - Business & Finance

>buy BTC at $10k
>sell at $40k
>buy at $30k
>sell at $52k
I tried to tell you faggots before the crashes to sell with me, nobody listened. I don't even care about you goyim anymore, die poor. I'm rich, bitch.

>>29314791
I would sacrifice my mother in an instant for a 5% increase in my portfolio. You're NGMI, m'goy.

>>29244768
Why rug them? I have the entire trust fund invested in a schwab account, they're fat and old and they'll die anyway.

Existence is unsustainable, zoom out. Everything will return to nothing eventually, just wait a trillion years.

BTC is going down to $0.0001 EOD

>>28735568
>>28738278
Imagine thinking loyalty is for humans, loyalty is for women and dogs, it is a sign of weakness.

>>28733867
Because goyim have no vision. Unlike the master race they have accepted death and spend their entire life coping and trying to find "meaning" in life. Meanwhile us jews are trying to live forever because we realize that if you die nothing matters since you're fucking dead.

>>28677509
My parents paid for me to go to a top 10 university, they paid for me to live in a studio apartment for $6,000 a month. They bought me a car, they got me started investing. Yet still I feel no gratitude to them, I owe them nothing. If they did any less for me they would deserve to die, they did as they should. I deserve the world, it is rightfully mine. Kneel goy.

>>28658621
If it was legal to kill and eat people I would have a cage full of human babies and every morning I would wake up and slaughter one, drink its blood, and then cook it on the grill. I would eat at least one human baby every day. I would pay almost any price for this. And I would enjoy every second of it.

Are you niggers retarded? Let me give you a quick rundown
>crypto continues to go up
Continue buying, don't sell
>crypto crashes
Buy at the bottom, don't sell

No matter what happens the only possible way to lose money is by selling. As long as you keep accumulating you will easily be a billionaire EOY

The only use of crypto is to pump and dump coins by 5x in order to make money off idiots. $100 is a tiny price to pay for that.

>>28251629
I just want you to know I really appreciate the time and effort you put into this scam, you did a good job. You deserve every cent you rob from these filthy dirty goy animals.

I have never had a 'friend' in my life. We live in a society. People only exist to be consumed. Grow the fuck up or give me all of your money you pathetic goy.

Hold on I just came up with the best idea for a crypto shitcoin ever goyim.

BLM Coin. It can only be traded with a special wallet and app that requires ID identification and facial recognition to work. If you are not BLACK you must pay 10x for the coin, BLACK people pay only 10% price. This serves to redistribute the wealth to the BLACK people. Feel free to use my idea.

>>28162786
Doesn't happen to me because everyone knows if they tried to do that kind of shit to me I would mercilessly slaughter every member of their household like the subhuman cattle they are.

Good sir allow me to introduce you to the sneedful coin scam.
>create rug pull pnd coin
>put all of your money in it
>dump coin by 99.999% before end of tax season
>write it off as loss on taxes
>pay no taxes
>pump coin back up to price it started at
>sell off coins
>oy vey
You can do this every tax season sir.
Regards, Schlomo

>gamble on an option that I will only make money on if the stock goes up 20% by next friday
>if it goes up by then I'll make $100k minimum, if it doesn't I'll lose a measly $2k
Oy vey

>born into middle class
>took out $30k in credit card advances since I've been on all of my father's credit card accounts since I was 16 to build up credit I have a score of 840
>used the money to trade shitcoins
>current net worth is $23M
some people were meant to be rich, op was meant to be my bitch
kneel peasant

this goyim
sell your BTC to me
don't worry i'll hold those bags when it goes up to $300k EOY

>buy
>hold
>deflates to your wallet being 50% of the market cap
>nobody will buy your coins even though in theory they're worth millions
>oy vey
>hold these bags goy

https://www.tradingview.com/crypto-screener/

Narrow down to fully diluted market cap under $10M, 24H volume above $1M, coin price under 5 cents. Pick the coins with good white papers and white/asian (not poojeet) developers. You're rich now. Thank me later goyim.

>>27865914
How old are you? What is your IQ? Don't you understand the simple truth that you can't live a good life unless it's on the backs of slaves? Wageslaves are legitimately just that, slaves. They exist to keep the rich living comfortably.