/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10093340
Sergey is about to solve that oracle problem in her throat

>>9650521
STOP!


Oh, my, God ,
look at his belly
It is so big, he looks like
One of those basement dwelling neets.
But, ya know, who understands those neckbeards ?
They only worship him , because,
Chainlink looks like a total moon mission , 'kay?
I mean, his belly, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
he's just so, F A T
A
T

(Rory grabs the mike)

He likes Big Macs and I can not lie
You other linkers can't deny
That when a Sergey walks in with an itty bitty belly
And a round tummy in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that belly was stuffed
Deep in the plaid shirt he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Sergey, I want to get wit'cha
And take your thiccness
My bizbros tried to warn me
But with that belly you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Folio?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average token
I've seen his charts
To hell with diversified
he's sweat, fat,
Got it goin' like a turbo Mac
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' Vitalik is the thing
Take the average linkie and ask him that
he gotta pack much fat
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your CEO got the FAT? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy belly
Meme magic is back

>>9014332