/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19656802

GUYS JEROME hERE, WE ALREADY ON 100% PRINTING
HALPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>>19551666
>Printing money has no repercussions
Okay, Satan

>>19494823
>>19494824
>>19494854
/pol/ needs to get out of this thread. I just want to talk stonks and post funny memes.

>>19289999
damn straight

Does anyone else not give a fuck about the current state of the market?

Who cares if BTC dips to $3k.
Who cares if it flys up to $20k.
Who cares if the stock market goes tits up.

Each scenario means you can make money. I bought at $4k and I bought at $9k, and I'm buying every day no matter what. People who are selling right now (even swingies) are FUCKING RETARDED! The only reason you should be selling is if you're in options.

Just buy some BTC, some shitters, and straddle some options and there's no reason you can't make it. Too many impatient zoomies who are scared they're gonna lose their chicky nuggy money. Chill out faggots.

WHAT THE FUCK BUT WE PRINTED 6 TRILLION DOLLARS
WE MADE 6 TRILLION DOLLARS OUT OF THIN AIR
HOW COULD THE STOCK MARKET EVER GO DOWN
JEROME YOU DOUBLE TRIPLE DECKER NIGGER FUCK

>>18663513
Market itself is efficient. If your theory is right, the share price would be $540 TODAY. HFT algos are much faster at calculating & acting upon information arbitrage than you.

Any increase you would get from today is just retail volume driving the price up (if they have any money left to invest that is).

In short, it's already priced in.

>>18515106
my gut say youre the type to buy Argentina 100 year bonds and invest in the Venezuelan stock market

>>18512183
>So if stocks tank

Based republicans and neoliberals keeping California rich forever.

>>18501475
I'll fucking take it. The system is already so fucked with the FED brrrring us into complete and utter clown economy. The dollar is going to fall either way, I'm gonna take a bite of the bagel on the way down.

t. Frontline essential worker Marine

Guys, what do you think the meaning of life is? Like, why are we here? Just to make numbers go big green? To make money printer go brrrrrr? Can't we just reduce the exchange of money for other items to a struggle of power and thereby eliminate such a need for the exchange in the first place by replacing the illusion of freely traded money with a tangible dictator? Or is the illusion of such freedom a necessity for the function of the reduction?

>>18451172
Yet. If you thought the orgy of bathing in the blood of the unborn through debt and money printing was over after the first round of Trumpbux, you're wrong.

>>18265242
>Market open gaps to -1000 briefly as investors feel bullish on great job loss report

>Jerome opens his console at the Federal Reserve
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>>18204704
Add to that an infinite amount of money be printed out of thin air. Should be interesting.

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>>18186866
huhuhuh no sir no u see money printer go brrrrrrr pretty green lines heheh so many happy green lines!!!

So they're printing money like no tomorrow, supposedly to speed up the economy. But where the fuck is that money actually going? It sure isn't going to any small or medium sized companies, nor is it keeping people from getting laid off. So who's really benefiting from all that printed money?

>>18176435
https://www.wikihow.com/Test-Silver
>>18176469
I've been accumulating 90% silver from around $19-22 and I'm happy. There will be a time where traders with large paper silver positions are going to call for their physical metal and there wont be any. When silver is $50/oz later this year you can look back and be grateful you bought when you did. Screen cap this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH JEROME

>>18122434
We're about to entire a deflationary period. I believe the housing market collapse is right around the corner which would be a perfect time to buy a house. Deflation will only last so long before hyperinflation hits and we feel the effects of pic related.

>>18121429
See
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>>18116124
>it's time to transfer everything to a crypto exchange and buy bitcoin for it
FTFY

>>18115328
It literally doesn't matter how red futures are, Jerome is going to print enough.

It's entirely possible we'll see 20 trillion fed-owned assets by the end of the year.