/biz/ - Business & Finance

we need bout tree fitty more rape hikes be4 we get the desired 100% unemployment rate and 100% deflation.

>>55537778
> How did he do it bros?
just by being the greatest economist of our time (next to biden).

>>55263516
alright smg. heres the playbook for this week:

> CPI above expectations
> 0.25% rape hike confirmed
> jobless claims below expectations

any questions?

PIVOOOT DEEZ NUTZ INTO YOUR MOUTH FAGGOT

>doesn't give a fuck keeps raising

J. Powell got that fucking DAWG in em

apologize.

APOLOGIZE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN..................................................

SOON.

THIS ONE BOOMER HOLDS OUR FATE IN HIS FAGGOT DOT PLOT BOOMER MEMO

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>>54026864
three words anon:
data. driven. fed.

>>54002790
He named the option jews (JPM and Goldman)

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moar rape hykes

J Powells entire speech is "fuck jews and fuck 0dte call gamblers"

whoa, powerful.

*tap tap tap

100 basis points

no questions.

*delivers the softest of landings
*starts the next golden eternal bull

APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE.

100 basis points.

No questions.

APOLOGIZE.

>>53360738
The great pivot as prophesized in the ancient scriptures long ago

APOLOGIZE.

WHOA WHITE BETTY

HIGHER

>>52978281
No. In fact that question has just caused another 50 basis point rate hike are you proud of yourself anon?