/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28646736
>Huffpost
>Journalism
Pick one. I have been memeing a Maple Candy Standard in the second comfiest threads /pmg/.
Maple Candies have...
>Limited harvest seasons
>Edible
>Require lots of work to turn sap into maple then candy
It's an incredible economy standard that will save us since people aren't going to be paying $20 in txfees for a cup of coffee.

>Anons buy Maple Candies
>The Maple Candy Standard will take over in 2024
You have been warned.

Buy Maple Candies anon. The Maple Candy Standard will overtake silvers market cap in a few years. Diversify into Birch Syrup for your own moonshot. You have been warned.

In 2070 the Maple Candy Standard will take over the market cap of Silver.
>Aunt Jemima heavily shorted
>Short window to refine
>Imposters are easily taste tested to be fakes

>>28412041
This picture grinds my gears. The bars should be different sizes. Plus true autists are preparing for the Maple Candy Standard

The Maple Candy Standard will overtake silvers market cap. Get in while you can. Short Aunt Jemima.

>The year is 2070
>Canada has had unimagineable growth on the Maple Standard
>All other nations can't compete with their Trash Economy