/biz/ - Business & Finance

GONNA GO DOWN :DDDD

>>54633473
>Well now you sound retarded. You realize these people don't need to actually pay you anything for 30+ years if that's the case (which, the burden is in you to prove)? Fucking idiot Jew rat.

Bro SVB was going bankrupt on the weekend and everybody complained and it got bailed out on the Monday and everybody got their money back and guaranteed in not even 3 days time

If you honestly think it takes 30 years to get your money back in this political economy you are retarded

I thought they only eat beer over there

>>27030149
Top fucking lel at that vocaroo

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>>26738242
>mfw the retards in the previous thread freaking out over the half a dollar dip lmao :DDDDD and selling out

>>26723452
Lmao at the cowardly fucks that sold when this hadn't even started mooning yet :DDDD

Imagine unironically selling a stock you haven't even held for a whole day lmao.
Were going to the moon bois

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>>23728966
>Cashing out

>>23611938
I have a problem with drugs too... I don't have any drugs at the moment.

>>20996244
They had a website from jump street and literally just revamped it after launch. Unless you're talking about the staking interface? But if you're butthurt about people releasing crypto projects that have roadmaps and planned updates, why don't you tell us what crypto you're in. Guaranteed whatever project you're in has future plans as well.

>>19555077
Assuming you could suck 10 dicks a day, that would take you 25000 days or 68.49 years.
Let's say you're a hard worker, and every guy/tranny gives you a firm handshake along with that $1. You then manage to get to 15 dicks a day because of your new found appreciation and spreading clientel. You will only need to please cock for 16666 days or 45 years.
That's really not a bad retirement nest egg if you compound your investments into a mutual fund or Index Fund. Where this REALLY gets interesting is the SPEED at which you suck dick. Because of the amount of hours in a day, you'll want to get all your shaft slurping done as quickly as possible, so you can shitpost on /biz/. If you managed to blow dongs for only say 6 hours, you'd still have enough time left over to trade/invest/or hell even slave wage.
The possibilities are endless.

>>18411262
nice huh

>>17831128
>he didn't sell his linkies at $4

KEK FEELS GOOD EXITING AT THE TOP WHILE LARPING AS A HOLDER AND SHITPOSTING ABOUT SWINGTRADERS

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>>17319956

>crab in a bucket mentality. after two years of reading about link and still not buying, choosing to "invest" in shitcoin after shitcoin instead, they are priced out and salty as fuck

>>16473598
pink id only confirms how btfo you are ohohoho nonononono

sold the bottom or what?

>>15544051

Then it is your duty to abandon him and go live your own life. When the old faggot needs his diaper changed tell him to eat shit. The fight against the eternal boomer is a long term one.

>>13736787
>will never see 8k ever again
haha

>>12440068
>that droopy sweaty clearly old fish
>no ginger or wasabi
>served with a side of mayo or tartar sauce and a glass of water

WOOOOW bro youre so rich and successful! What's Kentucky like?

lmfao

>investing in chink scams
maybe now they've learned their lesson