/biz/ - Business & Finance

VROOM! VROOM!

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner."

*Click*

>>22046950
Nice shirt anon

Can't wait for WEF and google to start dropping surprise announcements and really kick swingies in the balls.
You realize smartcon avoided shilling except for defi scams lmao. 10 years. 20 years lol btc still isn't used widely and it still went to 20k.
Ngmi

HEY STINKER, I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE OPEN

>>22028803
Huh? All I did was buy LINK and forget about it...

>at most 1 month until Oracle integration
price predictions?

Sergey dissing other "made oracle over the weekend" competitors
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

idk but it feels good fren

Tomorrow marks 6 days since the last 500k dump.
You know what that means right linkies?
Tomorrow i will attend the summit and during lauch break, i will go to the bathroom with my laptop and take a huge shit while dumping 500k linkies on all of you. how does that sound like to you stinky? get your buy orders ready

dont get too happy stinky...

tomorrow is "500k dump" day

Ask a guy who is over $300k down by not selling Chainlink at $20

Not selling now either, though. I'm a hold cuck

>every multi candle pump gets annihilated by a single candle dump
oopsie sorry about that stinky. you didnt think i would market sell the 500k dumps, did you? im smarter than that

thanks for letting me sell these bags that i printed out of thin air for $15 each. really appreciated

PS - no refunds

AND IN 2 DAYS COMES THE WEEKLY 500K DUMP

COPE AND BAGHOLD

>>21794062
Buy big fucking ass bill board and hang it from a highest town in a city.
What picture you might ask, yes it's pic related. big ass text in teh bottom will say "MANIACS"!

>>21785180
>parents make about 100k/year
>ask my parents how much they could support me with
you gave yourself out, kid. There is no place for people like you, only suffering, I always hear on /biz/, mcdonals are always hiring...

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>>21753933
thanks for pumping my bags for the next 500k dump

hold the line marines

>>21753620
Within the sound of silence

>pulls down pants
>sits fat ass on toilet
>opens up binance
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>"Oh get ready linkies, here it comes"
>Clicks LINK/BTC pairing
>Clicks on Market sell
>types in 700k
>BRAAP.. BRAAAAAP.
>OH YEAH HERE IT COMES LINKIES
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>Hits sell on binance as watery poopoo flies out of his rectum
>"Heheheh, hows it taste linkies?"
>Goes back into office
>Rory asks him where he was

"Lets just say I had to feed the link marines"

What you're gonna do about it?

>*meanwhile dumps 700k and buys luxurious condos upper east Manhattan*

Nothing personel

>>21714924
>yes goy, look away. it has nothing to do with my weekly 500k dumps

>dumps another 500k
https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0xf37c348b7d19b17b29cd5cfa64cfa48e2d6eb8db
nothing personnel stinky