/biz/ - Business & Finance

Are y'all niggas ready fo anotha great depression?

>>29740939
You are weak and you will not make it. I'm sorry anon.

>Open a short on a coin for $1000
>At the same time, open a long for the same coin for $1000
>If the coin 2x’s in value, your short has lost you $500, while your long has made you $1000, giving a profit of $500
>If the coin halves in value, your short has made you $1000, while your long has lost you $500, giving a profit of $500
Am I retarded? Why doesn’t this strategy work?

XRP Holders,

what would you do if you were wrong and it goes to zero? What if you were right and goes to 2k?

uuumm... Hi frens. I-I only have 500 AVAX and I'd just like to say that we're all going to make it one day. t-t-thank you!

Ahem.. please no rug frens. I have 5ETH ready.

So I can make money gambling defitokens...?

S-s-so should I just try it once?

>Be me
>Holiday in Eastern Europe
>Wanted a whore for the night
>$900 for real good one
>Had molly
>Rolled with her
>Few hours in she complains of stomach pains and needs to use the toilet
>So horny from rolling and woman is gorgeous
>Decide I want her to poop in my mouth
>wat
>When you're on molly you're not you.jpeg
>She agrees
>I lay down in bath tub
>She squats over my face
>She unleashes liquid brown lava all over me
>I immediately regret, what have I done
>Still have to pay her $900
>Never even came that night

>>22171891
i'm not sure what this is. it'll moon or drown. 10$ end of week, or 10cents

>>22144024
If you want to remain ignorant because of jews, just don't be surprised if grandpa passed on his ass cancer to you later in life. The point is health insurance isn't just for people who don't take care of themselves, the fittest, most health conscious person can still get cancer and other illnesses if that's what your genetic makeup has determined.

>>22107739
BUTTER FINANCE


>You missed KIMCHI
>You missed SUSHI
>You missed YAM
>You missed CREAM

people are making life changing money and you call everything a scam. this is your another chance. the next defi gem named after food is here.

Its starting to get shilled on twitter. Are you gonna let crypto twitter dunk on you again? Don't be a retard. Throw an eth.

https://uniswap.exchange/swap/0x79757A614959E2213396CEE721a547467da71020

hhey biz i have an extremely important announcement to make

>>21592084
I literally live in my mom's basement. I would say it's more of a basedment

Excuse me, is this thing on?

*mic screech*

H-hey is this thing on? I have an announcement!

hello? is this thing on?

>>17237677
>>17237733
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>>17237844
This thread has been blessed with repeating digits.

Also can I get some thoughts on DDS?

>*shuffles on stage*
>*slowly climbs stool*
>*taps mic*
*mic SCREEEEEEEEEEEches*
>*waits for mic to quiet
...
>"e-excuse me everyone, b-but id like to make an announcement... if youd please quiet down..."