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WHOA BLACK BETTY

holy shit, it's so fucking green

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

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WHOA BLACK BETTY

WHOA BLACK BETTY

So who gets fucked tomorrow?

Let's not talk about the past anon, this year's as good as over at this point, like it's December dude it's about to end you know? Let's focus on the future instead.

My coins for next bullrun are XOR (Sora), ETC (Ethereum Classic), MATIC (Polygon) and BTC (you guessed it, BITCOIN)

CAN WE GET A 4000????

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>52649493
>that green candle

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M RECOOOVERING

whoa.

sounds good

>>51687167
DIE BOBO DIE

Jay "Fuck Your Puts" Powell is going make the bobos wish that they were never born.

PSSSSH NOTHING PERSONNEL, BOBO

uh oh here come the crying bobos
>fake and gay pump!
lol
lmao even

>>51340544
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OUTTA MY WAY YOU BOBO FUCKING SHITS

quite the market today

>>51106620
almost time for bear tears

>futas
PIVOT AT JACKSON HOLE CONFIRMED BUY BUY BUY