/biz/ - Business & Finance

can a mod sticky the suicide hotline

stay safe bros

>tfw 5'9 subhuman manlet

What's the point in living if I can't even afford a NIO call option 6 months out with my weekly paycheck.

>>24741372
>HYLN goes to 100
>You in picture

>>24274531
we just entered denial, aren't we?

>>23884958
still novemeber and nothing happening

>>23870482
Just sell everything for PLTR anon.

>Earnings come out
>PLTR drops
>Anon contemplates suicide.

>>18091982
What is wrong about what I said?
That is literally what you are doing. You are bying 100 shares of a stock and then selling it for that price when it goes up, if, it goes up/down. That's the "contract"

>remember the times where there was a crypto general around 2016
>majority of the anons there probably made if and dont post here anymore
>Im still a pleb with only 10k$
>Tfw barely made anything in 2017

Luckily there are no frogs with ninja stars around here, I can go in peace. Bye frens.

Started buying and trading crypto in 2017.

Always thought crypto to crypto tax was a meme.

Turns out it's not a meme.

I can't get the full history of trades I made even if I wanted to, bunch of exchanges I used don't exist anymore.

This is making me so anxious I might as well kill myself to stop the nightmare

>you're like a brother to me

>the Linkie opened his blockfolio one last time to remind himself that it was really over
>he went all in on LINK just like /biz/ told him to
>as he secured the rope around his neck he thought of what could have been
>"$1000 end of year...." he muttered under his breath
>these were his last words before he left this world forever

>the Linkie opened his blockfolio one last time to remind himself that it was really over
>he went all in on LINK just like /biz/ told him to
>as he secured the rope around his neck he thought of what could have been
>"$1000 end of year...." he muttered under his breath
>these were his last words before he left this world forever

>the Linkie opened his blockfolio one last time to remind himself that it was really over
>he went all in on LINK just like /biz/ told him to
>as he secured the rope around his neck he thought of what could have been
>"$1000 end of year...." he muttered under his breath
>these were his last words before he left this world forever

I need help you guys, how do I escape my wagery? I need to get out this week. I'm 28 years old I'd have to move back in with mommy. Right now I live paycheck to paycheck with no time to myself. It's not worth it. Help, how do I get out ASAP, I need some creative fucking ideas.

My parents Jewed me big time - peak boomer

>5 different high schools, shit grades
>in the middle of college
>mom divorces my dad
>just fuck my shit up
>get into PUBLIC state university
>dad stops paying as it's too expensive (faggot makes 400k a year)
>mom pretends she's a poorfag
>dad sues me and wins
>no degree
>no job
>work 2 shitty mall jobs sleeping out of my car
>still poor as fuck obviously
>work a bunch of other shit jobs
>barely scrape by
>2018
>still a poorfag
>not even $5000 in my savings
>don't even own a mattress
>shit economy in my state

I see no escape

>the Linkie opened his blockfolio one last time to remind himself that it was really over
>he went all in on LINK just like /biz/ told him to
>as he secured the rope around his neck he thought of what could have been
>"$1000 end of year...." he muttered under his breath
>these were his last words before he left this world forever

What's your exit strategy /biz/?

>>8391087

yes, it was my early christmas present during thanksgiving

Now that crypto has been taken over by clueless normies, what is the new counterculture thing we'll move to?

>tfw being a poor engineer living in a shitty country without future.

is it possible to escape student loans by leaving the U.S and just starting a new life in another country? i speak spanish so i can start a new life in any south american country. i was thinking costa rica

>>3453525
>Sell ark at 60k
>Haha okay now time to wait for it to dip like it's been doing for literally the past five fucking days
>Four hours later it's at 65k
>Hahaha just a little bit of an upset it'll go back down eventually and I can get back in
>Next day it's at 70k
>Heh, it's fine... I mean BTC is going down by like 20% now so it should go down too like it always does
>Literally EVERY SINGLE OTHER COIN but ARK goes down, ARK goes up to 85k in less then three hours
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CMON GO DOWN ALREADY
>Next day 90k
>Today it's fucking bouncing off 97k over and over
>GOD DAMN IT FUCK IT FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYTHING
>Wait for the "Dip" from 98 to 88k
>TIRED OF WAITING FUCK IT LETS ROCK
>Put it in
>It goes up to 92k
>Haha... Yes, I'm finally back in the green after losing out on BTC
>....
>Immediately drops to 80k

I honestly haven't looked at the chart because it was making me sick, I went all in and I'm probably going to be a bagholder worse then DGB at this rate.