/biz/ - Business & Finance

YOTSUBA IS A CHEAP GIRL AHAHAHAHA

I bought BUD at 54.18 and sold at 57.85
I just put in a buy order at 54.50. Please sell your shares to me at this price /smg/, thanks!

>>54997477
Thanks king your support means the world

My account is $69k. I have $4447 in cash. I am in the mood to buy something. What should I put $100 today, just for fun? No options. I will sell it on Tuesday or when it gains 5%.

>>54525947
>said I was done with silver purchases for the month
>bought a 5 Reichmark at a cool vendor and almost bought a 2018 silver reverse proof set today
Happy Easter bro, asking Jesus for some rain in my garden

>>54291723
Gee, I wonder how this is going to turn out

this is my fifth chance for making it. i won't fuck up this time, i promise dear god

>'MOASS' is a matter of time
It sure is taking its sweet time lmao. But no matter as long as it's inevitable right bros?

>>53951869
>'MOASS' is a matter of time
It sure is taking its sweet time lmao. But no matter as long as it's inevitable right bros?

If you aren't making 100k by 30, you might as well be making minimum wage.

The satisfaction of not being American and not studying something useless makes the seethe between low iq university haters and midwit useluss degree havers blissful.

>>52420694
Based norm poster

NOT MY PROBLEM

https://youtu.be/Kgi8-fA86jw?t=150

sneed hedgies

>>51255100
Would you happen to know the name of the one on the right? Asking for a friend.

Anons — just remember there are fags here who dont have your best intentions in mind. The rest you’ll have to deduce on your own

>VCs loaded up and purchased $10 000 worth of ICP at 3 cents a piece ($0.03)
>private investors and other early buyers loaded up HEAVY bags with 6 figures below $1 and $10
>ICP was listed above $2000 on Coinbase and Binance before stabilizing around $600, then $400 for like one week
>kept dumping since then, non-stop, thanks to retail, boomers and latecomers happily providing exit liquidity at the top of the crypto bubble thinking they were investing in revolutionary tech
>turns out that it's YET ANOTHER centralized vaporware scam that does NOTHING and doesn't build anything outside of a gambling DeFi platform for holders to lose even more funds in NFT scams (useless in bear markets and intrinsically worthless)
>almost everyone on /biz/ saw through the shills and their attempt by rightfully calling it a scam back in May 2021
>months pass
>eventually some faggot chink shill who probably wanted to cut his losses starts promoting this scam to the /pol/ subset of lurkers who browse this board when ICP was trading at $70
>he succeeds because he was lucky enough and made calls that were decent in the past
>but more importantly the 1488 bait and muh racism were enough to attract the lowest common denominators
>ICP keeps dumping
>Mario 64 on ICP is a nothing burger and gets shut down
>ICP keeps dumping
>ICP keeps dumping
>ICP keeps dumping
>bear market is confirmed
>ICP keeps dumping even further

ICP is probably the second biggest scam to ever grace crypto, with TERRA/LUNA being in the first place and Bitconnect in the third. Compared to these two however, ICP and the Dfinity foundation are still fooling the drooling retards who were dumb enough to fall for the "tech in crypto" meme. Not even pajeet chasing shitcoins are as retarded and gullible as those people.

If you bought, held and lost money on ICP instead of ignoring it or swinging it for sats/dollars you are worthless human trash. Even a pajeet nigger on BSC is smarter and more sound financially.

>>30296326
Meet me outside your temple, Shlomo.

>>30128870
>a small correction is a dump
>reddit spacing
Fuck off faggot
>>30128927
>he cant read solidity
oh no no no
stay poor

>>29928521
many such cases

Now i went all in on matic at 0.17
Wagmi

there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.