/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20203504
>nio back to green after hours, workhorse looking even bloodier after hours

horseniggers getting btfod by nio chads once again. We back to green even after Tesla flash crashed 5% in a matter of minutes. Sold my calls for a nice 100% profit once i realized a flush was incoming and loaded on cheapies when it was red. Thank you for the 3 free contracts, dumb money!

>>19337546
100% unironically, on my mama...

true trader. Yep, that nigga that spams ads on youtube and has $50k in cash saying "i made this while you were taking a shit in the morning". Yep, that nigga that says "my parents thought i was selling drugs". Yeah. Yeah. I'm not bullshitting.

They have a masterclass explaining step-by-step how the method works. If you are not a brainlet and do it right, it truly has +70% win rate. They have a chat where they post lives trading and discussions about trading everyday. You can make your money back from the course in one day just by blindly following their calls. He is not the only guy in the project, he is not even the owner, it's a different dude. There are like 4 or 5 other literal multimilliionaire very experienced traders in the chat posting their trades. I never expected this shit, thought i was going to get scammed. Learned so much from these guys. Wonder how much they're going to last before they flop since nothing legit lasts longer than a year nowadays.

>>19298715
>be me
>lots of unexpected shit happens in life, can't learn how to drive until im 19
>now 19
>tired of not having my shitbox to fuck tight latina teens inside
>borrows car from someone in my family
>go to parking lot
>pretty much teach myself how to drive over the course of a 1-2 weeks with youtube tutorials and online course
>finally gonna make it
>chink flu hits the country
>DMV closed
>have to wait a whole fucking month to get a permit
>get permit
>"yeah we are not doing any driving tests mate, try in a couple of months"
>driving completely illegally
>0 fucks given

you gave me no fucking choice, faggots. Not wasting 3 months of my youth thanks to some faggety chink flu. Blame the government if i rear end you and fly away.

>>19117165
>tfw got into a discord server with professional traders that give us alerts
>first green day in a whole fucking week

feels good, ngl. thought this shit was just a meme. I'm never listening to this shit board again lol

>>19005372
i only use very very broad terms and i mention bitcoin only. ex: "i made like $2000 trading bitcoin these days. shit's lit lol."

nothing else. no alt cringe shit, no "smart contracts" and all these cringe nerd words. Bitcoin is socially accepted as long as you don't sound like an aspie little boy when you talk about it. be brief, don't stick around and don't talk too much about it. Never get into the technical part. The moment you mention "blockchain" nigga it's fucking over, every pussy 50 miles around you will immediately turn into the sahara desert.

>>18983785
>why yes i bought the exact dip with robinhood, how could you tell lol?

>>18548693
swing trade ethereum

>>18543928
meanwhile in op's girlfriend's house:


>so, what does your boyfriend do for a living?

>uhhh.... he collects coins...
>Like, special golden... coins.
>He swears he will get rich buying these things one day.

>Oh. that's cool.

>yeah yeah...
meanwhile, at chad's girlfriend's house:
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>hey stacy, what does your boyfriend do for a living?

>well, he is an investor in the stock market and makes 7 figures a year

>are you fucking kidding me? You are so lucky, omg. Mine collects coins for a living.
>

>>18493282
well, whatever. youre just a worthless whore anyways. i bet you even got turned on by my abusive talk like the little fucking slut you are.

you are stupid and the only way you will find happiness is through being bred by a real man with a big dick. I know for a fact that slavic whores love brown men with big dicks so thats why i asked.