/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53101367
No offense man but you absolutely have no idea what you are talking about and are 100% just regurgitating shit you've heard others say.

>>52956548
You paid for my degree. I got the GI BILL which paid me 3k a month for housing on top of paying for my degree. Now thank me for my service

>>29391871
>glad i sold at 655 this morning to mitigate losses
>655
>mitigate losses
you were supposed to buy the dip dumbass. Then you wouldn't be sitting on losses at all.

>>28415806
i love the SOXL bait posts
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>>27499767
cheers ETHbros

If this moons next week it's gonna be prerty crazy.

watching these threads is the most fun i ever had on 4chan and reddit

When is this Radix demonstration happening?

I might be on board but I need a bigger update like this to sell me

>>25503050

I've only told my side chick about crypto to keep her interested in me. If I told my wife about crypto, she would immediately divorce me and try to take half of it (which is why I have 30% of my funds in an offshore Monero account)

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>>24594880
>making a thread to shill your own coin
Did the 4chan banner ad you bought not work?

>>24537149
I’m not even mad, I’m excited that ass hurt nocoiners who think Rashida Tlaib is a person with moral integrity will NEVER make it. I literally can’t wait until BTC reaches 6 digits so I can witness all the salt. That in itself is almost as good as actually having that much money.

>>24355071
poast the rest of it

sirs we are literally crashing

>>16846105
I'm a brainlet. What are you implying here?

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>>15651602
That house is asking for a drunk driver to smash into it at 3am