/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27751144
lol Daddy Dave and Uncle Elon will save me! I'm so glad you've been here to catch all my bags, anon, use the password "tendies" and I'll be sure to tip you an extra buck the next time we meet.

>>27723612
> turn off your phone, block your brokerage
This is exactly what the pumpers used to say on Yahoo message boards when I was a kid. They don't expect most people to do this but some of them will, and those will be the people holding bags all the way down at the lobby. It's too fucking funny, nothing ever changes.