/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58397989
Shit, only 300 bans a week? I had no idea we were slacking off that hard.

>>55982546
$1900
$1900

>>55504395
!kcoC epeP giB ym pihsrow seinnaJ

>Jarvis, check the status on that Sneed thread I posted eralier.
>Well sir, it appears to have been deleted. The work of a janitor most likely.
>Alright, if he wants to play dirty, we'll have to to just him where he lives. Hack into 4Chan's payroll database and cut his pay in half.
>I'm on it sir
>....
>Sir, you're not going to believe this, but there are no janitors on the payroll. In fact, they receive no financial compensation whatsoever
>So you're telling me they do it for free Jarvis?... Seriously?

>>54009375
Oh you didn't know?
I have built up a month's worth of annual leave, to be cashed out upon my departure.

Cheers!

>>53928817
>trade up
Actually sweetie you get rentoids to pay your mortgage, then buy a second home and repeat.

>>50805567
I wouldn’t trust any broker that isn’t fidelity and even then I’m, skeptical of them. 50/50 chads fidelity/CS are and always will be the master race

>>50761820
They basically said not our transfer agent, not our problem, which is really based

Slurp the falling knife, simple as.

Don't care, not selling until $1

Friendly reminder: Jannies have to dox themselves and Hiroshimoot has a price to spill the beans, as many jannies have learned the hard way.

>>26694224
>you're committing a federal crime.
Based

>>26472516
He's a clumsy one but I guess he'll have to do. I'm afraid the service is lacking so do go on!

Gather around and make yourselves comfortable. There will be a very special announcement made shortly. In the mean time the jannies are here to cater to your every need. There are also fresh Big Macs™ at the hors d'oeuvres table. Thank you.

>>24231730
yea i like traps and they aren't woman

>>24146387
we have flying cars already desu

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FUCK LINKIES
FUCK SAMEFAGS
FUCK FUDSTERS
FUCK BRAINLETS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

FUCK JANNIES!

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>>23071155
Duplicates and palindrome gets, lots of 369 meme energy, the rhythm of the universe is in this thread.

XRP moon inc EOY.

Gentlemen, before the announcement comes, I will have you know the jannies are not to be paid nor tipped for their services. Its the general etiquette of the house, I cannot change policy. They are lazy enough as it is and merely awarding them in the slightest sense risks ruining those dirty slave nig-...... *ahem* *AHEM*
Sorry, there seemed to be something stuck in my throat there...
Please be seated now. I want your undivided attention for what I am about to unveil to you.

>>19264794
They want to become janitors. They probably take screenshots of each thread they report to put in their janny application. Fuck janitors and fuck janitor informants.

A very excellent establishment run by very fine gentlemen! If only the help were a bit more enthusiastic.

>>18924170
The cuck takes a break pretty much all night after 12am est. I'm just glad we didn't get some eternally asshurt janny

>>18911025
THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, SIR BUT YOU FORGOT THE MOST VITAL PART OF YOUR MESSAGE:

AHEM

FUCK JANNIES