/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56676915
>still getting HARD rejected as we speak

All of you people who are holding Cryptocurrency who make fun of people who have lost everything trading with leverage, you realize you're going to be crying like those people right?

I mean, your current bags are going -90%

You'll basically be in the same camp as the liquidated people

>While the bank was a lender to the venture capital industry and tech sector, the investments that did the bank in were bonds backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government. However, the value of those bonds has plunged as interest rates have increased dramatically.
>Banks are able to use a little accounting trickery pokery as it concerns bonds designated “available-for-sale,” as opposed to “held-to-maturity.” The available-for-sale label allows banks to “exclude the paper losses on those holdings from its earnings and regulatory capital, although the losses [do] count in equity.” Held-to-maturity allows banks “under the accounting rules to exclude paper losses on those holdings from both its earnings and equity.”
>This problem is not particular to the bank serving techland. The Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. reported that U.S. banks’ unrealized losses on available-for-sale and held-to-maturity securities totaled $690 billion as of Sept. 30, up 47 percent from a quarter earlier, reported the WSJ.

I simply want ever newfag and their associates to die, so that /biz/ can be born anew.

>>54011319
Always liked this schizo bobo.

Always remember who was telling you the truth.

>>53377230
Buy some small cold property in the middle of nowhere with a nice cave to live in.

Build a private little reinforced shelter in said cave where I can sleep, store food and use the internet.

Never leave my cave again.

Let's see,
>The FTX contagion has just began
>Genesis and Gemini stopped earn withdrawals
>FED not showing signs of lowering interest rates
>War in Ukraine
>Energy crisis
>COVID and supply issues still not over
>Genesis and Gemini have just been charged by the SEC for securities fraud
>Barry Silbert is about to capitulate

>"The bull market is right this way, I will follow your lead..."

Tick tock tick tock, mumu.

Sub-20k is imminent.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Heh. I like you, kid. You're not like the others. So let me give you some advice. Liquidate as soon as you can. Don't come to the market tomorrow.

*soft AAAHHHHHHHHHS in the distance*

only 2 more hours weary travelers

>>29498672
Ahahaha I'm 100% short the market retard

As a bear I wake up every morning and pray facing eastward, I pray to the japenese stock exchange asking the gods to please bring the great bear run to america. Inshalla

greetings trader, it seems your road has ended here

>>27728810
see you at the bottom lads

>34500 rejected
>34100 rejected
Here we go boys. Strap in.

Just stay calm until it happens. We are witnessing the greatest bull trap of our lives.

These are the most bearish green candles I have ever seen. Get ready for a crash of epic proportions.

look after this one opie

*shing*