/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck it feels good to awaken and be right.
And to have broken the golden crab.
Shorts are pumping! You were short right? We all told you..

No matter, prepare your bags to buy the bottom. Pulling extra cash out of my off-set account myself.
Let Go!

She loves me
And i love her
together we'll change the world.

>>52220059
Cs source or exploring maps on gmod

God Bless The U.S of A

Sorry OP, I will borrow your thread for a minute.
Gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make, so please take a seat

If BTC doesn't recover by the end of August, I will unalive myself. That is all lads. Carry on!

>>30064410
>worlds doesn't collapse
>internet isn't down

Good job, your batteries and guns are now worthless.

Good thing I invest in cryptocurrencies :√)

>>30046929
>Tfw from Sweden

I have no idea what the coins I own do, I just like the logos.

the bull run has only just begun.

>>29792675
That's illegal.

Fuck now I wish I put in more. THIS SHIT IS GOING TO THE MOON

>>29642841
Legacy is overrated I just want to be comfy and fuck hookers. Have fun changing shitty diapers though if that's how you wanna live your life.

please sell me what shitcoins from this list i should gamble on and make ez $$$

XRP
ADA
IOTA
XLM
EOS
NEO
TRX
ZEC
BNB
XTZ

Since Michael Burry has now jumped on the uranium pumpening aswell and leddit will probably follow in full force soon enough, just remember that /smg/ was first by miles. Don't tell anyone though

You simply buy GOOD stocks.
NIO and APPL are my favs so far.
Can anyone tell me a better fucking trading app than Robinhood? Or do they all make you wait a week before transferring money to the account?

>>28345373
I don't mind accumulating a bit more and getting some nice rebases while /biz/ catches on.

Reminder to buy the Oatly ipo later this year, they will do a BYND 2.0

>tfw bought in at 70
>didn't sell at ~400 because greed
>dipped down to 70 again
>doubled up my position cause I got paid
>back to $102 today.
Pretty wizard.

Bought 15 @ 14.50
Feels bretty gut

>>27091107
Hey chang hows the daughter?

>>26867814
TO EVERY LAW ENFORCEMENT INDIVIDUAL WORKING FOR THE AUTHORITIES LOOKING AT THIS BOARD AT THIS VERY MOMENT, LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR STATEMENT:

I WILL NEVER BEND THE KNEE AGAINST YOUR OBIVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT MANIPULATION. I WILL HOLD TIGHT ON EVERY SINGLE SHARE OF GME & AMC I BOUGHT AND I WON'T BE SELLING A SINGLE ONE OF THEM UNTIL MONDAY WHERE YOU FUCKING HEDGE FUNDS KIKES WILL BE FORCED TO BUY THEM AT A PREMIUM OF $1000 MINIMUM. IN ADDITION, I CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO SPEND A SINGLE TAX ON MY NUMEROUS CRYPTO TRADES I HAVE REALIZED IN THE LAST THREE YEARS ON MULTIPLE WALLETS AND EXCHANGES.

TO ADD:
EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS WEBSITE IS NOT SATIRE. I DO CONDONE AND SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS, FINANCIAL AND INVESTMENT ADVICES EXPRESSED ON THIS WEBSITE.

EVERY SINGLE POST ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP IS HONEST AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. AT EVERY OCCASION, THE INDIVIDUAL ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP CONDONED, ENCOURAGED, COMMITTED, ABATED ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST EVERY TYPE OF PERSON, REGARDLESS OF RACIAL, ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS OR CULTURAL BACKGROUND.

IN CASE OF AN INVESTIGATION BY ANY FEDERAL ENTITY OR SIMILAR, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE A STRONG INVOLVEMENT WITH THIS BOARD AND WITH THE PEOPLE IN IT, I EXACTLY KNOW WHY AND HOW I AM HERE, I CAME HERE OF MY OWN VOLITION, AND I DO SUPPORT EVERY ACTIONS BY THE MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP.

>>26807688
buying GME is racist. digits confirm.

If Bitcoin tests 23k-24k it's worth going big into MARA and/or other miners, that's THE area you want to hold without it entering a straight up meltdown-mode. Completely worth the risk, even if it doesn't hold in the near term it will most likely still bounce big from there