/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57693436
>because there's no way everyone can make money but you, I mean that would mean you're one of the dumbest mother fuckers in the world

>>57590722
WHAT IS HAPPENING??!???!???

I'm wondering whether to pull the trigger on the equivalent of having 10 btc as a single man in his 20s. Here's the deal:

>browsing tinder
>match with trad looking nurse blonde 26 year old qt who lives close to my hometown (I'm living abroad)
>happy, positive, only pictures of female friends, doesn't seem to hang out with men which has always fucked me up mentally with gfs in the past
>just a person I'd like to be around
>talk to her, she's excited to hang out, get her info, she says she can't wait
>months go by and I'm about to go back home to the town close to where we matched
>keep thinking she might be the one I stay with since I've never been with a girl who didn't have tattoos, didn't make me jealous with other men, didn't smoke or party etc.
>scroll down her profile today
>notice she added a new tag
>"vaccinated"
>FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO BROS?? It's so fucking over holy shit, this feels worse than getting rugged should I just take the L and sell at a loss and still try to ask her out soon and spend my life with someone who's side effects I don't even know yet or do I just embrace balding and going into old age as a poorfag lone wolf who will be spending his old age in a retirement home shitting himself getting slapped by Shanqueesha?

WTFFFF WAS THAT AAAAAA MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the hell? STOP. There is no reason for this amount of sell pressure. You are supposed to stay at the stable 22.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HEMANGIOSARCOMA AND WHY THE FUCK IS MY DOG DYING FROM IT RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT THIS IS 10X MORE PAINFUL THAN LOSING ALL MY MONEY IN CRYPTO

>>30289448
NOT THE WANDAVISION SEASON FINALE!!!

Give me some Chainlink HOPIUM.

I am about to FUD out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

>>29132451
>There you are, AQB shill. Let's go have a quick chat, shall we?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!??

I'm becoming less defined as days go by
Fading away
And well you might say
I'm losing focus

>>28363618
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE GONNA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>Futures

sold spy when it was hovering at 338 kms.

I fucked up so badly. Lost my job last month and decided to put 1000 Euro dollars in crypto today. I bought some fake shitcoin 0xb23C6d70CF69cAB3345024F85e9FC84d9539C805 called ramp defi because it was listed today and looked promising after I did some research. IT WAS A FAKE COIN FUCK. The price more than doubled since I bought but the token is not showing up in my wallet. The fuck do I do now is the money just gone?

THAT VIDEO MADE MY TUMMY HURT REEEE

>>20887389
>nowbrrrrr

GOVERNMENT BIRDS

>4:30pm
>decide to call it a day and go to the washroom to jack off
>just came back now
>5 missed calls from my manager

What the fuck do I do? Where do I tell him I was for 15 minutes?

if 40% of workers "just got better jobs" as conservatives demand, then the economy would collapse overnight. You can just have nearly half the workforce "get better jobs" so that's not an acceptable thing to say. the individual may be able to get a better job but the entire 40% cant, it's impossible.

if you accept that fact then you must accept 40% of the workface are essentailly slaves, that are destined to never be financially independent. does this mean 4/10ths of the workforce NEED to be poor in order for the top 60% to survive?

YOU FUCKING TOLD ME TO SELL ON THE OPEN ON MONDAY

YOU TOLD ME BUFFET WAS CRASHING THE MARKET ANOTHER -20%

Minimum wage has been low for so long that when it finally gets bumped a ton of small businesses will be wiped out overnight.

I'm convinced this was coordinated by corporate america to wipe out small businesses. federal minimum is currently $7.25 when it should be closer to $8.50. What's going to happen when the inevitable bump happens in the next few years? I'm scared for the small business owners but it does need to rise eventually

what the fuck

>he missed the opportunity of a life time to buy discounted FAANG stocks