/biz/ - Business & Finance

>go to college on full scholarship
>only visit home on holidays and briefly during summer
>most of my mail gets sent home
>dad takes out numerous loans/cards in my name and mother's name
>close to $140K total
>keeps a lid on this for a few years by intercepting mail and impersonating me over the phone
>call from a collection department somehow gets through to my college phone number
>no one EVER calls ANYONE on college phone numbers because they're all landline
>find out everything from an angry Spic collection agent girl
>economics bro tells me to look up my credit report
>holy fuck what is all this shit on here
>call dad to find out what's going on
>he immediately hangs up and flees house with a bunch of documents
>mom calls me, utterly hysterical
>spend next two years dealing with fraud departments while finishing up college
>credit score is Greece tier
>wageslave and whittle away remaining debt like a good goy
>find out dad is now part of an evangelical ministry service, some Billy Graham shit
>it's partnered with a pro-Israel lobbying group
>my life is some sort of horrifying /biz//pol/ joke

Has anyone been Boomcucked harder than me?

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