/biz/ - Business & Finance

always do the opposite of what biz says.

If you’re reading this, I am already long dead. In the year 2030 I was banished from the Citadel by the Kleros Courts for trying to cyber hack a large amount of Lition tokens in order to supply electricity for my family after not being able to meet payment for the 7th consecutive month. I could go on with an endless amount of reasons of what brought me to this point, but my largest regret that’s forever etched into my mind is not investing into PNK or LIT back in 2020 before they x5000’d and became global standards. How things could have been different... instead I lost all my money trying to catch moon missions on shitcoins while the real moons were sitting right in front of me. As you can deduct from this, my name derives not from that of reality, but from a place of irony to forever remind myself of that grave mistake I made back then that has now cost me my life. Some cruel and dark humor undoubtedly, but also well deserved for being retarded enough to not see what was so obvious. If you’re still reading this, I appreciate your time. Please, I implore you to invest in both PNK and LIT to avoid the same tragic fate as myself. Thank you, and have a good night.

-Moon Boi

If you’re reading this, I am already long dead. In the year 2030 I was banished from the Citadel by the Kleros courts for trying to cyber hack a large amount of Lition tokens in order to supply electricity for my family after not being able to meet payment for the 7th consecutive month. I could go on with an endless amount of reasons of what brought me to this point, but my largest regret that’s forever etched into my mind is not investing into PNK or LIT back in 2020 before they x5000’d and became global standards. How things could have been different... instead I lost all my money trying to catch moon missions on shitcoins while the real moons were sitting right in front of me. As you can deduct from this, my name derives not from that of reality, but from a place of irony to forever remind myself of that grave mistake I made back then that has now cost me my life. Some cruel and dark humor undoubtedly, but also well deserved for being retarded enough to not see what was so obvious. If you’re still reading this, I appreciate your time. Please, I implore you to invest in both PNK and LIT to avoid the same tragic fate as myself. Thank you, and have a good night.

-Moon Boi

Hello. I am Moon Boi. If you're reading this, I am long dead. After 3 weeks of excruciatingly painful bloody shits... I, must die. I don't believe in God even though I've tried to, but.. after a lifetime of playing with my scwimhole and dingle dongle, I think that.. if I was to die now I would go to a very rotten place. Though the light takes me, know that you yourself are on your own kind of moon.. and that this life has no meaning, and that when you die, you will fade into forever darkness. In the meantime, you might as well buy Bitcoin, Ethereum and Chainlink to enjoy a life of prosperity before the darkness consumes you. And maybe Kleros, Unibright and Lition if you would like your own spot on the moon. Thank you, and have a good night.

-Moon Boi