/biz/ - Business & Finance

So now that meme stocks are the only thing worth investing in, what's a stock with a really funny ticker name?
I just want to invest in something that would be really funny because I assume that means it'll be successful.

How do I prepare for market crashes?
I was moving in March and didn't have a lot of money sitting around so I keep kicking myself that I wasn't able to get in on the fire sale of all those stocks. Do people just sit with 10-20k in their bank account for times like that? Or do I need to be more active and sell shit before a crash?
I'm 29 and fairly passive with my portfolio where I hold majority in ETFs. I just started touching stocks recently but have been less confident on pulling the trigger.