/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21759997
>To be honest with you, it’s getting kind of wild—and I’ve seen plenty of weirdness before. I’m more popular with sports fans than March Madness! Of course, there was no March Madness this year, so that’s not really a fair comparison—kind of like comparing my dividend payouts to yields in the bond market. Amirite, or amirite? LOL!

>But I’m not kidding when I say things are getting REALLY weird. Have you heard of Dave Portnoy, aka Davey Day Trader, yet? He was just some middling internet celebrity until suddenly he’s going viral for using Scrabble tiles to pick stock ticker symbols. The Robinhood set thinks he’s smarter than Warren Buffett! This probably isn’t going to end well, I’ll tell you that much.

>Speaking of Robinhood, that whole Hertz saga was about as weird as it gets. A rental car company was trying to sell new shares while in bankruptcy court, because its stock price was on a tear? Let me repeat that: Hertz. Sold. Shares. While. In. Bankruptcy. I can’t even! You’re sure keeping your pals over at the SEC busy! I mean, it’s so weird out there, Bloomberg Businessweek is resorting to cringeworthy satire to make sense of it all.

This is one of my favorite images ever

>>18934345

can you switch back to the masters in accountancy pasta, it was better

I want mumus to know that I have endured enough of your retarded "stonks only go up" and "priced in" memes to feel absolutely no pity for you now

crypto is dead and wont be interesting for another 5 years, day trading it and keeping up with the news is booooring

all the fun is in stocks now old man get with the times

Today wallstreet ate the bears lunch, tomorrow will be the bulls.

FUCK WHY I SELL PUTS INSTEAD OF BUYING CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18506871
Uhhhh the jews here we’re riding our longs to the moon.

I’m honestly think tqqq

AM I TOO LATE????

>>18506872
An incredibly bullish development has prevailed from an overly pessimistic development.

I wouldnt fuck with oil honestly. People are betting demand will increase and probably covering their shorts.

>>18496340
>stocks
>fundamental value
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>>18495185
>crab at open
>dumb money fomos their Trump check into the markets
>smart money uses the liquidity to exit
>back to our regularly scheduled economic crisis

I fucking love this image, thank you to whoever made it

>>18476575

AHHHHHHHHHHH edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation


>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com
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>>18466239
oh here I forgot his hand