/biz/ - Business & Finance

My body is ready

>revisit /biz/
>it's yet another iteration of thirteen billion scam threads

GIVE ME MY FUCKING GHOSTIES JOHN
I WILL FLY DOWN TO BOLIVIA AND FUCKING RAPE YOUR CRACKHEAD ASS IF YOU SCAM ME AGAIN

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

>be german
>have to pay 17€/month for state produced propaganda and gilf porn
>if I don‘t pay my bank account can be frozen
>if my Bank account is empty debt collectors come to my door and confiscate my stuff
>if I have no stuff I literally go to prison

Damn it, the FOMO with this is unreal. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>autoplay

fuck you

>buy a coin
>it goes down to a much better price 5 minutes later

why does it always happen to me?

>>6588534

Britbong here I use degiro. Robinhood and a similar app were supposed to be released here "late 2017".

Fucking Brexit I swear

>>6321782
WHY DID BIZZ CONVINCE ME THIS WAS A SCAM I SOLD AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM

>>5904289
STUPID FUCKING NORMIES WHO DONT UNDERSTAND MARKET CAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Americans wake up
>Bitcoin goes down
Fucking americans.

>>5679182
>fuck those groups and discords
>mods should start to ban those fgts...
no, you're the faggot for trading like a fucking glow in the dark pajeet
>muuh mods mods mods pleease help meee retard
go fucking off yourself you cheap whore

>>5605009
PAJEET FUCK OFF. NO ONE ON THIS BOARD LIKES YOU, YOU BROWN-SKINNED, POO-SMELLING, PATHETIC SUBMANLET. SCURRY ON BACK TO BITCOINTALK WHERE YOU BELONG

>>5445405
are you part of those fucking retards pumping and dumping this bitch? Tell your gang to get your shit together, and up the frequency of the cycles. Also tell him he's a god damn shithead. FUCKING PUMP ALREADY! REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5398421
> DogecoinFork

Fuck off

>>5359920
op wont deliver

Satoshi has recently started using coins from the first 144 blocks again.
I think he is flooding the system so he can accumulate (that's why he disappeared before he attempted to remove the 1MB block cap) more coins because why else would he have so many oddly unnatural transactions (see wallet below)
>https://blockchain.info/address/16Hc5C1jQWe9sxbrBX3AhRMd4kmtugfLWK

I have also found a wallets with coins from block 9/144 (I haven't checked all the blocks)
>https://blockchain.info/address/1N52wHoVR79PMDishab2XmRHsbekCdGquK

>>4927649
WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT MY MOM???

Help me convince my GF that crypto trading isn't gambling and this isn't just pure luck.

I'm so triggered by my GF dismissing my achievements that I'm tempted to use physical force to knock some sense into her. I invest so much time into FA, TA and risk management, and I've steadily grown my portfolio over the past half year without any insane XRP/BCH moon missions, but instead grinding through long term 5-30% profits.

All you cunts that FOMO'd into BCH deserve to lose money, you delayed BTC hitting $1m by 5-8 days.

I hope you're happy, you deserve to lose money.

>>4295517
I'm actually so fucking mad.

>Panic sold this at 104 last night in fear of crash + need sleep
>Wake up to 125

JUST

2k reporting in. If i had of been swing trading my entire stack last night and hadn't of needed sleep at 3am right before it fucking mooned and dipped i'd have a stack of 5k or more. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE