/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ryan is ridiculous though, the man wrote the children's book, spends days watching hockey games, and casually shitposts about poop and balloons while the stock gets manipulated on an everyday basis. HOW THE FUCK WE HAVE TO SIT HERE AND SAY LET'S GO COHEN? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS, HODLERS!??? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. THINK! THINK STRAIGHT! NOTHING IS BEING DONE TO PROTECT SHAREHOLDERS!!!! ABSOLUTELY ZERO!! SAY TO RYAN FUCK YOU AND TELL HIM HIS FATHER WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED

why we are still here? Cohen just wants people to suffer?

>>54463489
Looks like thats what is happening, all of a sudden we are bad guys.

-Retail who? Never heard of him.

RYAN COHEN FUCK YOU!!!! BITCH BASTARDDD!!!!!!!

What if Cohen made split and turns out BlackRock or Bank of America will be hurt if he stays the course? They tell him average people will be hurt, teachers' pensions will be lost. You know how he is, all love and smiles. So, he pulls out to start preventing the consequences. Of course you can't just say retail lite i changed teams. So you are there but you are not fully there. Tweet some bullshit from time to time like you are still doing something, but you are done. You don't want to create chaos and destruction. If Moass happens it happens, gonna focus on just building the company. #WeDon'tWantMoass

>>53650380
Maybe, or maybe the one who dance for Cohen

>>53405112

I am waiting to ride the great glass elevator Cohen

Pain "Talk is cheap" Chohen aka "Twitter king" is he finally going to do something or not??? FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK!! AAAAAAA

>>53317470
Yes
>Lauer not as Slugworth
NGMI

>>53315844
Teddy is the shell company which Cohen will use for a reverse IPO to purchase BABY with GME equity, BABY is a several billion dollar company within BBBY, which would push GME's profit into the green big time and blow the shorts anus out of their nose. Ichan buys BBBY, carves out BABY, which Cohen purchases as a reverse IPO which allows Ichan to close his short position and go long on GME, which holds BABY, and will sell West Point Homes goods through it. Look up reverse IPO and you will see they are done via shell companies, of which Teddy is one.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you short down stocks?
Shorting as much as an cookoo clock tocks?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Shorting stocks is fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Shorting and shorting all day long

The way that a bear does

>>53311435
An NFT dividend isn't dependant on the company being in profit as it has no cash value. Therefore a one time special dividend can be issued