/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I BOUGHT BTC FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY WHY IM NOT RICH ALREADY? MY DOG MEME OBAMA HARRY POTTER COIN IS BETTER

>>55559116
>a Reddit screenshot of a Twitter screenshot

>Tesla drives by
>it’s a brown guy
Every single time

>>54102602
>crypto
>bank

>>53954553
it was one of the UNOFFICIAL WALLETS that got hacked you fucking retard, not the protocol OR THE CHAIN.
Also this hack increased my governance rewards by a lot lmao people are moving funds and cancelling their governance.

>honey look we’re up over 300% since January!
>I need $1,200 dollars for bills, can we cash out some?
Why do women fail to see the big picture?

It's so fucking obvious that it will crash in a few hours that its not even funny to larp as a bobo/mumu anymore.

>>53801417
>A god pump to $1 after USTC repegs would take less than 3 weeks according to ChatGPT

>Proposal 10983 passed
Good job retards. If 50% of the """burned""" coins now go to the Community Pool/devs Binance will probably cut the burn tax and we will have another huge dump.

>>51611099
>LUNC is blessed by God himself, the one with the highest authority and that is what will give us the generational wealth. The whole world can be against us but with God on our side
And you call me fudder LOL
This kind of pajeet behaviour praying to their fake god to pump an internet shitcoin is the real fud. Holy cringe

>>51128975
>NOOOOOO I WANT TO BE RICH IN 3 MONTHS I CANT BE RICH IN TWO YEARS SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEE FUD FUD FUD

>>51037151
>collapse
oh no Im going to spend 40€ more this winter heating my house it's over the end of civilization