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dubs and it gets to $5000 a share by Friday

I am trying to educate all the new people on our situation here.
• Let’s say 5 bananas current cost $10 /
• One ape on the market has 5 bananas
• Snake asks to borrow 5 bananas for a bit and instead sells the 5 bananas thinking price will go down soon (shorting). Snake thinks he can buy them later for a lower price and give them back to ape (so he makes profit on the difference).
• Group of apes notice what stupid snakes are doing and decide to buy all bananas on the market until snakes have no other choice then to buy from the group of apes in order to return what the borrowed.
• If group of apes stay strong then price will go up!

I just realized something. I put my entire life savings into GME. However, I don't care if I lose it all. If I sold it when it was $400, I'd be rich and set for life. But then girls wouldn't like me for who I am, they'd just see me as another wallet. So I hope this shit tanks.

>>27415969
Really? Damn man, will check it out then fren. Cheers

>mfw 4chan told me GME would be at $1000 today
> mfw it's barely at $300 right now

What's the chance of Robinhood not letting people sell GME stocks tomorrow.