/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29079713

>>28242667
>Boomer asshole:"My house is worth $1 million because i said so"
>Realtor: "B-but sir. It's been on the market for almost 2 years. Don't you think we should lower the price a bit?
>Boomer:"Fuck no! I know what I got! No low ballers!"
>Realtor: "O-okay."
Your house isn't worth that much if you can't find a willing buyer. You have a ton of Boomers right now that are trying to sell their houses, but can't get their ridiculous asking prices. Since they don't NEED to move, they can literally sit on the house until they die with the belief that it's worth what they tell themselves it's worth in their minds.

>>22651361
I'll give very valuable advice, but 0 dollars.

Are you ready?

>Don't rent, buy

>>22303741
Well, you know, maybe if they didn't spend all of their money on vinyl records and avocado toast, they'd have the money to buy a $300k starter home.

Just cracked an expensive DIPA after cutting some herbs in my garden and sorting out my toolshed. tech stocks gaining as usual and as a homeowner, seing rentcucks in America failing 30% of their rent payments is a joy

How are my fellow /biz/oomers dooing?

>>20193531
You aren't forced to sell links but you have to pay the tax. And even if you did sell some youd only have to sell 15-20% of what you made. If you are really into tax avoidance just move to Africa.

>>17332660
sup

>>15784462
Yup...Red Faction was a good game.

>>14352974
>texts a girl to go on a date?
fuck i am getting so old. tell your mom I said hey

Just ask for their hand, put your cock/balls in their palm, look them right in the eye and say "looking good tonight".

It's so easy.

>>12271017

>>12121261
and then just walk away

>>11926892

Anyone have the boomer link marine who tries to get laid in a bar by showing the thot his fake linkfolio?

>>11362426

It becomes easier with age and wisdom

*WALKS AWAY*

>>10624838
Yes

>>10605631
THANK YOU BOOMER

>>10153978
Buy a cheap house in some nowhere town in the deep South where the only source of entertainment is the local bar on the weekends. Then I begin my true Boomer fantasy. Fuck yes.

LOOKIN' GOOD *sips* TONITE

I need to *sips*.... walk away now!

>>10094820
dubs for bubs