/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57654903
It would be a shame if things got.... delayed again with the Ripple vs SEC case and we all had to wait a little longer with our XRP bags.

>Buy some XRP at bottom of wick
>Send it to a different exchange
>By the time it gets there and is available in my account to exchange for usdt the price has pumped up a little
>Don't pay any fees, maybe even gain a slightly tiny bit

>>56976230
It's kinda difficult. I have pic related on my shoulder and still have constant thoughts about how I can mess with you guys. But I like this challenge. Being nice maybe for a chance can also be something.

>>56729642
>Be me
>Neet on autismbux (cant work because I have autism and i dont like working)
>Go to grocery store
>See wagie stressing because he has much stocking to do
>Bother him and ask him where I can find items that I dont actually need
>Pretend that I dont understand and ask him if he wants to show me
>Can tell he doesnt want to because he is way too busy, but cant deny because I will call his boss and call him rude

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>Be me
>Really succesful in highschool
>When I was 16 years old I have tons of girls
>Sometimes even 2 girls slept over in my bed at my parents house at the same time
>Fast forward to now
>33 years old
>Still hooking up with 18 year olds

im just double dipping in teen love

>Walk into supermarket
>Fruit section
>Grab a banana
>Weigh it, print out sticker
>Put banana back but take sticker with me
>Arrive at meat section
>Grab a steak
>Put sticker from banana over the steak barcode
>At self checkout
>Scan 'barcode'
>Pay for banana
>Get steak

what is wrong with this idea?

Also what are some other smart ways to save money?

Investment opportunities welcome too.

>>56430635
What are you gonna do to me?

>Have 18year old girl sleeping in my bedroom about 10 feet away from my desk as i'm writing this
>We aren't even married
>She isn't even the same race as me

problem chuds?

Any other landlords here that like to mess with tenants?

>Come over unannounced for "inspection"
>Talk about how you think you might need to increase rent
>Claim to see some damages you haven't seen there before

I like them sweat, sometimes they would offer shit like to paint the walls etc to try to get on my good side

>Go to Walmart
>Grab a single banana
>Weigh it + print sticker
>Put banana back but take sticker with you
>To electronics section
>Take a Playstation 5
>Stick the banana sticker over the barcode
>Walk to self checkout
>Scan the 'barcode'
>Pay for a single banana
>Get a Playstation 5
>Sell Playstation 5 later on on craigslist

What are some other handy methods of saving money?

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>>56119206
jokes on you im just gonna take off all my clothes and cover myself in oil

teeheee cant catch me i'm too slippery woopsie daisy i just slipped away again

>>55665664
>>55666230

>Order food
>Pay for it
>Just as they hand my back my change I quickly say "Oh and can I have a bag/sauce"
>They dont ring me up extra

>>55573082
jokes on you i've been fudding ripple/xrp for the greater course of the passed 2 years just so I could buy in cheap

>>55558058
teehee

>>55552998
Absolute madman

NEW BAKE

>>55541983

>tfw all 4 current active /xsg/'s are mine

>>55535836
my gf is gonna be 19 in 9 months

Oh and the fudding guy Sqc6NuxD is not allowed

>Scan half the groceries
>Pay
>Take half for free

>Scan half the groceries
>*BEEP BEEP*
>Sir we need to verify, why didn't you scan the other half?
>"Oh I was gonna but I need it on a seperate receipt"

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Who else here loves hiding fresh fish?

>Be me
>About to be evicted
>Not so fast.jpg
>Go to local market
>Buy a fresh fish
>The real big stinky one
>Take it home with me
>Open air vents
>Put the fish inside
>Grab a stick and push it even further
>Get some industrial grade adhesive
>Close air vent and glue it shut
>Take out my grinder
>Completely grind the screwheads flat
>After a few days the entire building smells like rotten corpses
>By the time they find out where it's coming from, they cant even reach it without taking the entire wall down

Uh oh, not my problem landlords :)

>>55184629
Teehee

Any of you ever gotten back at your old job after being fired? Share some tips how to fuck with businesses after getting the boot.

>You call in sick alot anon, we're gonna make you see the company doctor

and then just come up with all sorts of illnes, pretend you cant walk in straight

when they force you to go work, just make a total mass, create accidents, puke on the floor, tell them you dont feel so well but you are trying to show strength by working anyway until they basicly beg you to go home