/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54538318
>That's why those oh so noble celebrities are getting paid to push it on TV during the superbowl. With backers like Matt Damon
he was advertising for crypto.com, not Bitcoin

>>54538346
>speculative trading of BTC
BTC is sound money, not a speculative asset

>HE BOUGHT PUTS

Now they've really done it. Insider here. Here's what's going on behind the scenes:
The fees generated from the infinity pool are being transferred to a secret wallet and used to fund Dr. Funks peyote farm located in southern California. Meanwhile Megan is still being held hostage in Souvlaki's sex castle despite his demand of having Abu fired from the team being met (the reason being their romantic affair which Souvlaki's was jealous of). Abu's nigerian terror cell upon hearing of his removal from the team decide to block Dr. Funks peyote trafficking throughout the entire african continent. This has put immense pressure on the team. Wednesday's meeting was focused on whether Scott should hire South African mercenaries to fight back the nigerian terrorists, but for now it's been decided that the issue will continue to be mediated peacefully by the Yakuza. That's the reason the statera japanese chat on the tg was created and also why the team keeps pushing the marketing focused on the "asian" market. Once the issue is resolved Dr. Funk will be granted permission by the Yakuza to start moving peyote in asia while giving them a cut of 10%.
I've been holding sta for a long time but this crisis is getting out of hand. I advise new investors to be extremely cautious!

>>30312062
kill yourself

this SOXL dip has shown me what a bunch of weak, paper-handed motherfuckers /smg/ has

>reeeeeeee the greatest bull ETF in history doesn't print for me every single day
>gonna sell it at the bottom!

you make me sick

>>30261842
CRAWWWLING IN MY SKINNNNNN
THESE WOUNDSSSSS THEY WILLLL NOT HEALLLLLL

>>30246707
>mass replier

>>30239264
>he fell for the LINK scam
you guys are so mean to newfags. lmao

>>30219604
my wellbeing actually is worse when its going up
im calmer when its going down

>>30216510
>humblebragging and larping at the same time

>>30145060

>>28949460

behead those who insult SOXL

fuck 2 scoops and any SOXL non-believer

Don't bet with your "food" money, you stupid retard dumb faggot.
its clear you are stupid and you won't make it.
Your life's gonna suck.

>>28117724
Swingies get the rope.
Just hodl or be left behind

Hodlers you got a call

>>27727610
Nice gains bro

>>27645288
Swingie, you got a call...

Holy shit there's no brakes on this fucking train is there.
I'm so fucking sad. I wanted to accumulate for a few more months... NGMI FUCK

remember, if you sell you're a commie

>>26153402
Did you lose feeling? Are climaxes worse?

I don't get off to blowjobs and vaginal takes forever for me to nut, which is why I always push for anal

FOMO'd in at 0.55

>>26075062