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MOMMY MAKE IT STOP I'M STARTING TO ENJOY THIS SUICIDAL FEELING THAT COMES WITH EVERY RED DAY

>>29199902
>>29199952
I've seen shit portfolios on /biz/ for literally 4 (the number four (pronounced "fôr")) years, and this is literally the shittiets and funniest portfolio I have ever seen. Not because it's small, but simply because it is actual pure, sheer, utter, absolute, downright retardation. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck do you expect to gain? Holy fuck thanks /biz/ for that good laugh. Actually, I'm not even sure if you're for real or just trolling.

If stimulus were to pass we all buy gme right?

>>21746962
>dispute your obvious scam bullshit
>>haha NGMI broooo!!!!
Anon, next week is a crunch time for paperfags. If they don't convert within the week, they very well could be left high and dry for when they do want to convert because there simply won't be any left without a severe premium+high spot. Next week isn't MAKE EVEN MORE FIAT BRO, it's quite likely (not guaranteed mind you, depending on if COMEX can perform a miracle) that next week really is the last stop before the space mission begins. I've got a general disdain for paperfags, but I'm happy for them if they made some money shorting the past few weeks (one such poster being the faggot that posts aanagi/jap>shad, or the one that posts the webm jap chick in the baths, or even ol' PAN MAN), but reality is setting in soon, and the noose is closing in on the point where it doesn't matter how much money you make on the markets, the entire fucking market itself will be worthless (yes, including miners which will be relatively down in overalll value unless you plan on a long fucking hold despite their big fat green number) in the eyes of currency...which will crash shortly after.
There was a time period before 1920 when people had a chance to get out of the stocks while they still could before they had to hold stocks for 40 years to make their money back, and though I won't be braggart and say this IS the time one needs to get out, the window certainly is getting closer and closer - a steep gamble which would not be characteristically attractive among my fellow Anons lurking the general Precious Metal investing threads.

Fuck off with your hyperfiat options/jewry and take your dumb, uninformed opinions elsewhere.

Imagine being dumb enough to sell off at the start of a bull run.

Sellfags are fucking retarded. You can't stop this train