/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24857144
These are the people telling you that you can't get laid because you don't dress well enough

>>24677439
Betting on how much they can dump at one time without crashing the price

>>24343814
>>24344139
this is the ideal /biz/ poster
makes for high comedy

>>24321619
>500k is still enough
Imagine making ONE MILLION and having to cope like this hahahahahahahahahaha

>cash out

THE JOURNEY BEGINS
https://youtu.be/HeN-5a9eBUw
also whoever made this is a legend

>>23758025
>>23757986
>>23758061
>>23758198
God it is SO fucking enjoyable to watch you seething crybaby faggots screech like this.

Your delusional cope is so god damn entertaining.

>>23381472

HEY BOBO

BOBO

BOBO, HEY, BOBO!

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING OVERSIZED OBESE FUCKING GUINEA PIG

>>22995505
>I-I-I-I'm not coping! I'm not coping!

>>22944767

>>22742207
>it was $2 only 6 months ago brainlet Still way up in profits
>that’s why i will baghold all the way back to 2$

>>22724678
wanna talk about avalajeets?
it’s ever worse

>>22716954
what’s that yellow dust?

>>22693964
With real world money that we worked hard for with the pain of our backs and the sweat of our foreheads.

>>22685638
>market pricing is perfectly efficient and is based on all available information
>it follows a RANDOM walk

>>22607465

>>22604771
>battery day
They're going to talk about battery resistance and size. It's going to save NASDAQ. :^)

>>22561938
>>22561973
do you think I really sent $10k?

like to imagine hindenburg research have lost a nice chunk of change trying to short nkla further. with what they had on them, they must have bet the house on it. nope stocks only go up
suck it, fuckheads

>>22460730
>On June 22, 2020, Apple announced plans to transition its Macintosh computers from Intel processors to as yet unannounced, ARM-based, Apple-designed processors

>mfw other boomer restaurant owners are getting cucked into paying 30-40% commission fees to Grubhub and Uber Eats because they don't know how to google search how to make an online ordering website and use API's to push your orders into Postmates DaaS or DoorDash Drive for 0% commission fees.

>Kek they just hand over control of their ordering to third parties and get raped to the tune of tens of thousands - hundred thousands, but don't realize it because it's not "upfront".

>Kek they don't think it's odd that the delivery company makes the price of the order their business, instead of just charging by weight or by distance like an actual delivery company who's business is delivery.

>Kek they hand over 100% of the tip to the driver, who did the easiest job out of everyone involved.

>Kek UberEats is being openly discriminatory and waiving fees only for "Black-Owned" businesses.

>Kek they fall for "advertising" on groupon, who discounts them by 50% and then takes half of the half as commission.

>Kek some of them virtued signalled during shut downs about "staying open as a non-profit to help out their workers" when the most generous thing you could have done at the time was lay off fucking everyone for as long as possible like I did since I have enough savings to cover rent for years, and let them collect their Unemployment + $600 a week bonus for as long as possible. But they're horrible with numbers and common sense, or they just wanted to get the PPP, and virtue signal on the news while they're at it.

>>21959904
seething coping linky

>>21953416
Anon you have to stop