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>today's surge finally made me recover from the ass raping I took from when corona-chan first showed up
fuck yes. Never going back into the red again. Suck my fucking dick dry buffet. You ain't shit.

>>17970948
NO! It's gross you nigger

>>17010020
The trade war was happening though, if anything, phase 1 "deal" was the bullshit. And I have little doubt the russians are fucking with our elections, probably the chinese and north koreans are trying to as well.

Big pharma is getting crushed, so that's not working. It's one of the worst performers of the year. This is helping meme biotech P&D's, if anything. If this is serving anyone's agenda, it's big government.

Looks to me like the forces that be are trying to keep things quiet and calm. WHO, China, US, etc. want to keep the sheep orderly. They want us all buying more trinkets and snacks and cola and insulin and cancer medication.

>>16854781
Shit! I'm not nearly long enough!
Do I FOMO into triple leveraged stocks and gold ETF's afterhours without even reading the article?!?!?!?!??!?!